Goonk Shaloonk

a phrase to describe any instance where you get brutally, royally, and absolutely fucked up the butt by someone or something or a situation.

Luke: "My foreskin restoration device ripped my chaffed cock off!!!"
Oz: "Get goonk shaloonked chief."

Goonk Shaloonk by noobgoonker69 June 4, 2019

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Grunk Snider

Very old man

Have you heard of my good friend grunk snider.

Grunk Snider by hrunk May 9, 2021

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Glink Glonk Skadizzle

The act of going in a clothing store, taking clothes off the rack and wearing as many layers as possible, then walking out without paying.

Me :"Bro i just hit a 60 Glink Glonk Skadizzle last night. Peek the fit pic i got in the mirror before I bolted."
Friend: "Holy shit dude how did you wear that many clothes at once? You must be the Glink Glonk God."

Glink Glonk Skadizzle by J-Money.Vegas July 5, 2024

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grank n stank

When you grind on the toilet and then shit in it

"yo dude you were in the toilet for a while"

"yeah man i was taking a grank n stank"

grank n stank by XanManDan August 23, 2018

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gronkstick

someone who’s a bit stupid

person 1: how many people live on earth?
person 2: 7 billion, you gronkstick

gronkstick by doona willy February 7, 2020

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gronkstick

a gronkstick is someone who is a little think in the head. a bit of a dumby. you would most likely call someone you hate a gronkstick.

person 1: julian thought 2x3 was 5!
person 2: what a gronkstick!

gronkstick by doona willy February 7, 2020

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Gronkslop

When you mix all your food together on your plate before eating so it turns into one big sloppy mess.Like something Rob Gronkowski would do.

I don't like potlucks because everything runs together and tastes like Gronkslop.

Gronkslop by coubotand May 1, 2020

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