gord smore

when a guy ejaculates (marshmallow) and poops (chocolate) between a girl's boobs (the graham crackers).

damn, the only thing that would have made that gord smore better would have been being a campfire doing it!

gord smore by vanchelsing July 18, 2011

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gord shaft

Gord Shaft girl with extra large mouth & throat for socking dick.

I'd like to stick my enormous hourse cock down Abby's big old gord shaft!!!!

gord shaft by Delta dog November 1, 2013

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Gord Complex

Similar to a God Complex but for someone with the name Gord, who begins to refer to themselves as a deity simply because their name is one letter away from both God and Lord.

Often repeating bible versus substituting in Gord for the previously mentioned words.

"Ever since Gord started wearing that robe and quoting from Genesis he's been a real dick"

"I know, his Gord complex is seriously out of hand"

Gord Complex by Gord Almighty October 20, 2011