Needy Gonzales 

Originates from the term we all know "Speedy Gonzales" - but is tweaked to the term "Needy Gonzales" and meant to describe those people we work with, are friends with or related to that seem to need more validation than they can ever get. They either over post on facebook, twitter, etc, the stupid boring things they are doing at all times, or, make you feel uncomfortable by how sensitive they are in meaningless everyday conversations. They are a step beyond being just douchey. They are uber needy. Therefore they can be described as "Needy Gonzales". Can be abbreviated to "Needy G".

"Well I try not to post all my vacation photos on facebook, cuz it makes you look like a Needy Gonzales", aka Needy G.

"He would be cool if he wasn't such a Needy Gonzales."

Needy Gonzales by Steflepp March 6, 2010

Speedy Gonzales

"He is my cousin; and, he is only the fastest mouse in all
of Mexico. No! In all of the world."--Slowpoke Rodriquez

SPEEDY GONZALES: "Arriba! Arriba! Andale! Andale! Vamos ahora, muchachos y gauchos."

"...The League of United Latin American Citizens argued that SPEEDY's cleverness and personality was a positive depiction of Mexicans.
-- Wikipedia

Speedy Gonzales by Cholito (no hate) Hellamongo is love October 16, 2006

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Only like the fastest mouse in all "El Mundo" ARRIBA!!!

Man I wish I was as fast as Speedy G.

speedy gonzales by Speedy from the Magic Time Machine October 22, 2003

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I'll bet a hundred bucks that Speedy Gonzales will run circles around that gayass hedgehog simply by eating one habanero pepper. And besides, anyone who eats that shit will definitely run faster than sonic.

By the time Sonic the Hedgehog was halfway through the race, he saw Speedy Gonzales already sipping beer with the hot chicks at the finish line.

speedy gonzales by Sega sucks my ass August 3, 2003

Olivia Gonzales 

Olivia is in love with a toad. Her peen is bigger than toads. PERIODT.

toad: i love Olivia Gonzales
toads friend: you cant cause her peen is (no cap) bigger than yours.

Olivia Gonzales by taltaltal October 24, 2019

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$30 says that this guy can run faster than Sonic the Hedgehog.

Aribaa! Aribaa! Handere!

speedy gonzales by Toad July 29, 2003

Sleepy Gonzales 

When you spoon up against someone on an airplane who is sleeping and ejaculate on their back before they realize whats happening.

Nasty, someone tried to pull a sleepy gonzales on the airplane today but I realized and socked him in the mouth.

Sleepy Gonzales by inphinitizeit March 8, 2007