gonk 

n. Has several, widespread meanings - often depending on geography - such as blowjob or underwear. Can also be used as a generic insult.

The word is best used, however, to describe enemies who must be eliminated in videogames.

Me (playing Goldeneye: Jesus, I'm getting blasted to fuck here! There's way too many gonks!
You (advising me): There's one to your right...
Me: Oh shit, I'm dead. These gonks just didn't stop. Fucking gonks.

gonk by Terry Deary December 7, 2006

Gonk 

Gonkiepoo is virgin

o its a wild gonk
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Gonk by http://www.wolfhub.com/ April 14, 2021

Gonk 

"to gonk" can mean anything you want it to mean... its is the Willy Wonka of words and can be used in any circumstance

gonkfabulation/gonkathon/gonknodes/gonkalicious/gonktastic

"what an amazing gonkathon that was you gonking gonkhead... now suck my gonk"

Gonk by Dave The Ravid August 29, 2005

Gonk 

V: To ejaculate, bust a nut

N: jizzum, skeet, a load

I gonked into the cantaloupe almost immediately upon insertion.

I filled the cantaloupe to the brim with gonk

Gonk by gonkie July 9, 2018

Gonk 

Slang for Algonquin, the cheapest and shittiest dorm at FAU. Can also be used to refer to any shithole on the planet.

Tom:Hey I live in the Gonk.
Nelson:Damn, that place is such a shithole, I pity you.
Tom:Thanks for your sympathy, dumbass

Gonk by Nick Mihi. May 5, 2006

Gonk 

A bunch of outcasts who group together because nobody else wants them. Listen to shitty screamo music. Usually found hanging around the obscure areas of schools to avoid mockery. Don’t realise just how unpopular they are. Usually lead by one (or two) pricks with long greasy hair and porn’taches.

"Dude, that fucking gonk needs to get a shave and sort his life out."

Gonk by 4cbb June 17, 2009

gonk 

To edit someone's profile on a website or forum in a humorous or derogatory fashion after they have left it logged in on a public computer.

Unlike hacking, gonking is done to someone who carelessly leaves their account logged in, and is usually done as a prank.

A gonk'd profile's password is not changed.

past tense: gonk'd

John's Myspace got Gonk'd

gonk by Dom Price October 20, 2006