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Throat Gogurt 

Male ejaculate. Very similar to throat yogurt, but for on-the-go!
Husband: "Hey honey, you want some Throat Gogurt to snack on while we drive?"
Wife: "Yes."
Throat Gogurt by Katow-Jo May 27, 2009

The Gogurt Method 

When you freeze a Gogurt, cut a small hole in the top and use it as a dildo. When it heats up enough and the Gogurt comes out, you are done, because it nutted in you.
Did you hear what that Grant kid did the other night.

Yeah, The Gogurt Method with a whole box!
Was it one at a time or the whole box at once?
That Grant probably did one at a time, but who knows with a kid like that.

Salty gogurt 

When you’re having sex and you finish in a condom then squeeze the nut out of the condom into her mouth.
Yo bro, I pulled the salty gogurt on her last night
Salty gogurt by Brooks5467 February 11, 2022

The Gogurt

While having anal sex you cum inside of the other person's ass and pull out quickly giving them a pink sock. When the asshole is inverted you quickly pinch it and squeeze out the cum, reminding you of your favorite childhood snack "Gogurt".
As i used "The Gogurt" on my girlfriend I instantly had the urge to run to the grocery store and purchase a box of Gogurt.
The Gogurt by Anal Entertainment November 28, 2010

Cannibal Gogurt 

Dude 1: Hey I gave this hot chick some cannibal gogurt last night.
Dude 2: duuuuude nice

Chocolate Gogurt 

where somebody shits in a condom, squishes it up till its mushy, then squeeze it out like a Gogurt into a womans vagina and uses the shit as lube to fuck.
dude, this chick was into some freaky shit i met at the bar the other night. she asked me to Chocolate Gogurt her.