glued her eyes shut 

Ejaculating in a Females eyes, generally after oral sex.

" She gave me a wicked good blow job and the grand finale was when I glued her eyes shut ".

glued her eyes shut by King Bariteke January 4, 2017

glued up 

High from sniffing glue

Wtf you talking about? You all glued up or what, bitch?

glued up by Owly1 July 30, 2017

Glord 

The lord of the gays, often used in a derogative manner

Thing 1: "Have you seen that shirt Johns wearing?"

Thing 2: "Yea mate, he looks like such a glord!"

Glord by selfhealer February 9, 2010

Glodine 

a girl with stature and presence. she glows, sparkles, and bubbles.

"God did you see that girl? She's so hot; she's such a glodine."

Glodine by sparklepony February 2, 2010

Glord 

God and Lord combined.

Friend:"omfg, i just gave my ex-girlfriend a socket wrench"
Me:"Oh Glord!"

Glord by muchokarma April 13, 2013

glord 

a fat over satisfied human or animal who squints and crosses arms in a jerk fashion thinking they are lord of all they see

look at that fat bastard glord

glord by meatplowinthemorning July 3, 2010

glond 

To lie convincingly.

He had glondt.

glond by Paper or Plastic November 30, 2010