glitter transfer 

When you can't lie to your partner about not going to the strip club because you have glitter all over you, your clothes and your vehicle from the lap dance you received

Kay: Have you been to the strip club, again?!
Jay: No, I told you I quit going.
Kay: Then what's with this glitter transfer all over your truck?!

glitter transfer by MeanJean June 8, 2014

Snap! Glitter!

The Snap! Glitter! is an expression used to convey several different emotions and feelings. It is primarily used to express joy or extreme happiness. It punctuates the end of a sentence to add a nice little extra sassafrass to your conversation. It's also used to express just your general sassiness when someone pisses you off. It is accompanied by the snap of a hand and the poof of a glitter with your hand. You have artistic license here.

"Honey, these shoes are on sale and they are just my size! Snap! Glitter!"

"These martinis are delicious, darling. Snap! Glitter!"

"When you sign my paycheck then I'll listen to you. Snap! Glitter!, bitch!"

"I'll cut you. Snap! Glitter!"

Snap! Glitter! by cabaretboy September 7, 2011

Glitter the unicorn

To wash and clean the genitals before a date.
Alternatively, to place glitter on ones genitals to attract prospective partners.

Al: are you going out with that sorority girl tonight?
Roker: yeah dude, guess i better glitter the unicorn

Glitter the unicorn by BorisSs April 27, 2011

Glitterfuck

When you cum all over somebody and then throw glitter on them so it never washes away

Yo girl, I'm about to come!
Glitterfuck me all over my tits!

Glitterfuck by Merrym0rnings June 23, 2017

Gary Glitter 

Former UK Glam Rock God but now a sad bald old pervert with a liking for little girls especially Asian ones ,Awaiting Trial in Vietnam.

Q:What does Gary Glitter and Kodak film have in common?
A:They Both Come in little yellow Boxes

Gary Glitter by ayermaw April 10, 2006

Glitter Herpes 

Meaning 1: Finding glitter on ones self after wearing it many days prior.

Meaning 2: Finding glitter on yourself or someone else and neither of you wear glitter.

I have glitter herpes on my ear, what the hell, that rave was a week ago.
OMG I totally caught glitter herpes from that stripper.

Glitter Herpes by Divagoth December 21, 2010

glitter biscuit 

Very decorative fecal matter, often the result of consuming large quantities of children's toothpaste.

Oh man, I can't believe I ate that entire tube of toothpaste earlier. I just pushed out a huge glitter biscuit.

glitter biscuit by A Pancake September 5, 2007