girlfriend 

What millions of perverts are looking for on Neopets and various other sites originally intended for pre-pubescent audiences.

"I need a girlfriend, hey sweetychik1990 will u be my gf"

girlfriend by Kharivas September 7, 2003

girlfriend 

A woman/girl/lady who is dating/going out with/going steady with a man/boy/gentleman. A girlfriend should appreiciate and care for her boyfriend and respect him. also treat him how she wishes to be treated.

"she's my girlfriend"
"i have a girlfriend"
"i love my girlfriend"
"she's his/her girlfriend

girlfriend by Jess November 30, 2004

girlfriend 

Something I wish I had. Otherwise, I'll be surfing the internet forever playing kinda boring online games and masturbating to porno.

Person 1: Hey, I just got a girlfriend!
Person 2: Where did you find her? The Red Light District?
Person 1: What? Are you jealous?
Person 2: Fuck you! I can get one, I just don't want to...

girlfriend by DJ Retro March 11, 2007

girlfriend 

(1) She makes you cum,
(2) She makes you complete; and
(3) She makes you completely miserable.

My girlfriend drives me nuts

girlfriend by AaronT September 13, 2008

girlfriend 

Something you should protect and cherish with your life and if you're a good boy you'll get lucky at night. XD

Mine is the best, look at her and I'll kill you. >.>

girlfriend by sex toy~ August 20, 2003

Girlfriend 

She's like sleep something you will never get

Person 1 " Gee wiz I wish I had a girlfriend"
Person 2 "An imaginary girlfriend would do"
Person 1 "Nah dude I don't dream nor sleep"
Person 2 " Well never thought reality and non-reality would coexist"

Girlfriend by Flower Power 101 January 30, 2021

girlfriend 

1. A person of the female sex that can be everything a guy could ever want.
2. Occasionally intolerable human being that often requires the presence of a man to remain happy.

"Baby, would you please stop pouting? I do love you, you're my girlfriend."

girlfriend by Real_Lol_Cat March 23, 2009