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foreskin 

a useless piece of diseased-laden skin that covers the otherwise attractive male penis head; the World Health Organization now recommends that the foreskin be cut off to prevent the male from getting AIDs because the moist, smegma-producing cells of the inner foreskin are very receptive to the HIV virus; educated males and smart parents remove the foreskin from the penis as quickly as possible to promote health and hygiene.
Hey, doc, I dont wanna get AIDs and shit, so please get this foreskin off me right away.
foreskin by Jason Corrigan June 17, 2008
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foreskin 

An unclipped dick that looks like a fucking anteater, aarvark, this is nasty shit
your foreskin looks like a fucking aardvark
foreskin by Levi Nelson August 4, 2007

foreskin 

Foreskin:
The fleshy part at the end of a penis. Mostly nibbled by cockwhores.
Let me know when you get tired on my nibbling your Foreskin Sir!
foreskin by mslisa_p@yahoo.com January 8, 2009

foreskin 

foreskin is the flap of flesh on uncut guys' dicks that are duck-butter collectors.
I peeled back the foreskin of this guy's dick I was gonna suck, and he had nearly an ounce of duck-butter!
foreskin by eda-skip November 29, 2021

foreskin 

foreskin is an uncut guy's duck-butter collector.
I peeled back the foreskin of this guy's dick I was gonna suck, and he had nearly an ounce of duck-butter!
foreskin by eda-skip November 29, 2021

foreskin 

this flappy thing that i pull out during school and give a wack
quote kailan- my penis's 13cm erection is 90% foreskin
foreskin by zac September 21, 2003

foreskin 

1.) Skin that covers the head of the penis. Keeps it sensitive and ready for action.

2.) An object that inspires much debate. Uneducated trailer trash tend to hate it and are very vocal about their ignorance. Educated people tend to accept it as a part of the human body.

3.) Removed in an aesthetic procedure called circumcision which is a violation of basic human rights but accepted in the United States of America and is commonplace with the jews. Apparently god made a mistake and doesn't have the balls to admit it so he makes his followers chop it off to appease his bloodthirsty fetishes.
1.)My foreskin keeps my well oiled piston from turning into an insensitive fuck-stick.

2.) My son's penis looks better then your son's penis and he'll get laid by all the sluts!

3.) Ah ha ha, your foreskin got circumsized.
foreskin by Drealgrinnerz June 24, 2008