Fooking Cont 

Fooking: another word for f*cking but in politer terms.
Cont: another word for c*nt.
Words that can replace rude words, so that you can use theem more often, without technically swearing.

"Betty, you're a fooking cont."

Fooking Cont by x_Shortie January 24, 2008

fooling around 

Sexual activities between two people which normally involves getting to 2nd base (hand-jobs, fingering) and/or to 3rd base (blow-jobs, eating out).

Mike and I were only fooling around last night, we didn't actually fuck.

fooling around by Kakalak November 13, 2005

foodinger 

A website.

Did you log on to foodinger? It's got map.

foodinger by whateverforever December 12, 2012

holding folding 

British slang, means to be in possession of money.

I always found an opportunity here and there so I was never not holding folding.

holding folding by zzz555 October 21, 2010

Folding it up

Spending time with your friends/family and having a blast while doing so.

I was folding it up with Maxwell at the rugby game last friday.

Folding it up by Swazuly February 9, 2015

flooding 

When your jean legs are above your ankles, or higher than they should be.

Did you see that dude's pants? He was flooding!

flooding by a_person36 December 17, 2006

fordingbridge 

A fucking shithole

I went to Fordingbridge yesterday, makes a night out in Bournemouth look classy tbh

fordingbridge by St. Emmy November 13, 2016