snow-flaking

To use even the lightest amount of snowfall as an excuse for skipping work/social events/commitments due to "adverse travel conditions".

Look, snow! Thats it dude, grab the weed and the sledge, im snow-flaking work tomorrow!

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Flinking

The act of floating and drinking

You wear a life jacket like a diaper, get in the water and float near the boat while drinking.

Lets take the boat out and do some flinking.

It's a great day to do some flinking.

Flinking by Kenny Kaup August 17, 2013

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To masturbate so hard and furious that you faint.

I was out cold for about 10 minutes after a fwanking session last night!

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Bringing multiple flasks to an event where one just won't do.

Got two flasks bro. Two flasks.
Ahh. Multi-flasking. I like it.

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The act of having sexual intercourse in an attic while a German man watches.

Lily and I got really wasted and started Anne Franking on Omegle.

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Floating and drinking = flinking. Drinking alcoholic beverages while floating in a body of water (usually a pool or the ocean).

We spent most of our time flinking in the adult pool during our vacation in Cabo San Lucas this year.

Flinking by JAKSKI January 15, 2016

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-To "like" every or many actions preformed on one's Facebook.

-To go down someone's Facebook page and like everything.

The girl just wanted to piss me off, so she franked my Facebook page. She was franking it all night and I got like 30 notifications!

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