Fired the manager

When a guy can't make it past 3rd base with a woman, he ends up taking a shower, where he takes care of business himself.

Sam- "Did you go all the way with Joan last night?"

Dave- "No, I accidentally called her 'chunky beast'"

Sam- "dude, so what happened?"

Dave- "she left & I took a shower where I fired the manager."

Sam- "righteous man, righteous"

Fired the manager by Ryan January 9, 2007

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Fired up

to be coked out of your face, to the point where you can only wide-eyed shake your head at your friends, smoke another newport and just keep repeating the phrase..."I'm fuckin' fired up bro"

"Bro...I did way too much blow, I'm fuckin' fired up"

Fired up by Eam January 4, 2007

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Fired up

To become excited, angered, resentful, or another strong emotion, as a result of another(s)' instigating it and/or stirring it up around.

Song lyrics:
I heard that you were talking shit
And you didn't think that I would hear it
People hear you talking like that, getting everybody fired up
So I'm ready to attack, gonna lead the pack
Gonna get a touchdown, gonna take you out
That's right, put your pom-poms downs, getting everybody fired up
Lyrics from "Hollaback Girl" by Gwen Stefani.

Fired up by Jessica F November 19, 2005