Slut Features

A chick that looks like she would just take dick.

FUCKEN SLUT FEATURES !!

In a night club or walking down the street and you see a chick with slut features who you know would just take dick got that real slut look about it !!

Slut Features by Mother_Fuckin_WHAT September 25, 2009

feature creep 

In contracting (particularly Software Development), the natural tendency of the customer to continually request small additions which were not part of the original specifications, gradually reaching critical mass.

Dilbert: "Your requirements call for 4000 features! You realize that no Human would be able to operate a product with this level of complexity?"

Customer: "Good point. I'd better add 'easy to use' to the list."

feature creep by Joe Gallagher July 9, 2004

feature abuse

using a feature of something (device, website, etc.) for a purpose it wasn't meant for, to the point where it irritates other people.

Having conversations in the comments section of someone's facebook photo is classic feature abuse.

feature abuse by krist0ph3r January 29, 2009

Fuck features

1. A person with features alikened to a fuck.
2. The characteristics of a person which relates to their fuckability.

"right fuck features?"

That girl has poor fuck features, she should put the cheeseburger down and get to the gym and hen have a shower cos she's boggin.

Fuck features by Dickflem December 20, 2004

Facial Feature

A pornographic movie that ends with a man cumming on a girl's face (also known as a facial).

Tim: Hey Bob, what movie are you watching over there?

Bob: Oh, this is an old classic. One of the best facial features out there.

Facial Feature by YakLeader9 April 4, 2010

Water feature 

When you take a dump in a public toilet and jump to the next cubical leaving your crap in the first toilet.
You can then finish off as normal in the 2nd cubical.
Meanwhile you can listen to the gasps from the public who walk into the 1st cubical who admire the water feature you created for them.

Do not use tissue or else it will ruin the water feature!

What's one heck of a water feature someone left in there!

Water feature by P187 July 20, 2011

feature creep 

A dangerous disease of writing software: the original set of features is constantly added to by the product managers, driving the software engineers batty and causing massive delays in release of the product.

The program was delayed nine months by constant feature creep.

feature creep by Luigi July 9, 2004