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sperm eyebrows 

When a girl gets her eyebrows waxed in such a way that the parts closest to the center of the face are round and as thick as natural brows, when the rest of the eyebrow is waxed into a thin line. This makes both eyebrows look like sperm, hence the name "sperm eyebrows."
Did you see Kelly's eyebrow wax? Total sperm eyebrows!
I told the lady who waxed my eyebrows to keep them as natural as possible, and look what she gave me--sperm eyebrows!
Dani got her eyebrows waxed really thin, but for some reason kept the front of them thick, they are such sperm eyebrows.
sperm eyebrows by Christina S January 19, 2008

Caterpillar Eyebrows 

Large, bushy eyebrows on a persons face that resemble fat caterpillars.

Examples of men with caterpillar eyebrows include the comedian Stephen Frost and the Canadian politician Michael Ignatieff.
"Wow, those caterpillar eyebrows are so thick he's going to need to start brushing them every morning!"

rape eyebrows 

Odd almost sinister eyebrows which appear on a rapist. May be accompanied by a pedo-smile.
Hey, Did you see that Austrian guy with the rape eyebrows? He looked like Dustin Hoffman from Hook.
rape eyebrows by mbj May 6, 2008

grandpa's eyebrows

"Man, I had the craziest weekend. It was totally grandpa's eyebrows."

"Did you see how that guy was driving? He was grandpa's eyebrows."

Bombs to the eyebrows

original phrase in hebrew (Ptzatzot La Gabot) something that is realy good, great fun.

And if it is EXTREMELY good, one might add "and splinters to the eyelashes"
(Ve Resisim La Risim)
-How was the party man?
-Wow, it was bombs to the eyebrows!

-And how was the after-party ?
-Holly shit man, it was bombs to the eyebrows and splinters to the eyelashes!

Triangle Eyebrows 

Usually used to describe Darren Criss' eyebrows which somehow form in the shape of big bushy triangles.
Person 1: Dude! What are you looking at on Tumblr?
Person 2: Oh these are Darren Criss' triangle eyebrows.
Triangle Eyebrows by Zsenzsen July 10, 2011