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The Mind electric 

An awesome song about a man who is innocent of a crime, but he pleads insanity so he is taken to an electric chair, making him go truly insane
The mind electric,
Here in my kingdom
I am your lord
I order you to cower and P ̨̡̨̡̨̨̨̧̨̢̛̛̛̛̛̜̹̙͙͇̟͔̰̗̤̤̥͕͕̞̣̖͉̮͉̰̤̳͍̬̯̲͎̭̞̖̠̻̝̰͔̞͕̘͓͉̲̜̤͉̱̠̰͔̯͇͖̬̯͖̟͕̺̫̝̪͙̼͖̘̘̖͍̲̜͚̲̮̙̲͛̃̓̊̎͒̄̓̄̉͛͗̃̓̅̒̇̈͒̅̇̎̒̑̈́̉̀͆̂̈́̃̈̍͆̽̔̒̅̉̈́̄̈́̓͆͊̊̌̄͋̃́̆̿̋̈̑̑́͑̔̑̈́́́͐̔́͆͐͌̑̎͒̐̌̍̓̃̈́̀̽͊͌̔̂̓̒͆̂̀̕̚̚̕̚̕̚̚̚̕̕̕̚̕̕̚̕͜͜͜͜͠͝͝͝͠ͅͅr̵̨̛̛̛̹̘̱̪̹̗̞̎̆̋̂̓̃̎̃̄͊̓̈́̓̽̿̈́̊̈́̀̌̐̔̍͗͆̇̄̏̿͆̐̈͗͂̋̒̓͛̒̌̔͐̆̆̌̆̊̄̍̀̌͊̈́̏͐͆̏͑͋̾͑͐̈́̎̍̑̿̇̈́͐̅̔͐̋͊̅̕̚͘̚͘̕͘͘̕͠͠͝͝æ̶̡̡̧̧̡̧̛̛̛̛̯̼͎̪̜͉̺̟͙̗̜̲͙̣̙̯̣̗̦̜̳̼̱̰̙̭̼̥͈̲̞͙͉͉̺̩̦͔̹͔̩̩͎̭͕͈̘͉̭͔̮̜͇͖̱̙͕̯̖͈͚͚͇̯̹̬̘̩͍͖̹̯͓̤̜̝̯̆̌̌̒̈́̆̓̋̉͂̂̏͑̈́̌͂̑̅̾̿̏̒͂̂̚̕̚̚͜͜͠͝ý̴̢̠̲͍͔͙̮̱̖̲̬̞̞̳̪̣̝͕͖̝͉̼͚͔̜̥͕̝̘͇͓̰͕̯͎̟̖̬͇̻̯͍͂̏̐́̆̐̐̔̾̒̊̏̕͜͜͝͝

Electric Guitar 

An Instrument that produces a current of power, and sounds like lightning
Man 1: Wow what's that sound?
Man 2: Dude, that's a fucking electric guitar.
Electric Guitar by Mineralogie March 18, 2017

Electronic Harassment 

The use of radio frequency, sonic, laser and other types of devices to remotely inflict a variety of effects on the mind and/or body.
Many today are unknowingly suffering the effects of electronic harassment.

student election 

A popularity contest; contrary to the widely accepted definition of an election, an election in high school is based solely on popularity. The losing contestant was probably offering a cure for AIDs, but the winner is on the football team and all the chicks love him.
--Dan: Hey, who are you voting for in the new election?
--Sarah: Jayme! He's such a dreamboat.
--Dan: Yeah me too! He's my bud!
--Tom: Whoa whoa whoa, why not Jack? He had some really good points that he made at the election, he didn't need a script and didn't murmur. I don't even remember what Jayme said!
--Dan: Dude, Jack isn't cool. At all.
--Sarah: And he's not as cute as Jayme.
--Tom: *sigh* Student elections.
student election by Akagama October 1, 2009

Don't Wiz on the electric fence! 

An extremely fun and educational board game played by Stimpy and Ren's cousin, Sven.
Ren: I'm gonna Wiz on ya, then hit ya, and punch ya..
Stimpy Sven: noooo!!
Ren: ohhh yes.. but first, i gotta take a wiz!
(Ren unzips his fly and proceeds to wiz on said board game, shocking the shit out of himself)
catchy advertisement jingle: *don't wiz on the electric fence!*

Electro Stimulation 

1) When you use electricity to stimulate nerve endings in your genitals. Usually to achieve pleasure and the Big O.
2) When you jack off with your dick in one hand, and phone in the other.
1) Kart De'Braun used electro stimulation to climax in Physics class.
2) Cody's parents took away his phone mid-whack, interrupting the electrons in his electro stimulation situuuuuuuation.