Lightballs 

Lightballs is when a man sees a woman and his balls lift back in to the basket sack of his pre hormonal state

Man1 “did you see that fine babe over there?”
Man2 “no I didn’t why?”
Man1 “she gave me the lightballs.”
Man2 “the hell is lightballs?”
Man2 “you’ll see when you look at her.”

Lightballs by Ch1ld1shtadpole March 6, 2020

eight ball 

eight ball is a game where you try to fit 8 testicles in your mouth at once

man john loves playing eight ball
did you see how good Sydney was at eight ball last night

eight ball by Nim Nam July 23, 2019

Alabama Eight Ball 

Cramming ones body with copious amounts of energy drinks and candy bars in order to receive a short boost of energy, just to crash in the end.

In order for Remus to make it to the squirrel festival in time, he consumed an Alabama eight ball so he could drive straight through the night.

Alabama Eight Ball by Franks Red Hot April 14, 2014

Magic Eight Ball 

A special name for your crush, because it's not really a crush. You call your object of affection this when you're really not sure how your futures will connect. Will you love eternally or will this just be "a crush" ? Only the Magic Eight ball can tell, but all it's saying right now is "Sorry, ask again later".

Jared is like a magic eight ball, I just can't read him.
Am I indecisive for having a Magic Eight Ball?

Magic Eight Ball by ChasingFire July 2, 2019

Eight Ball Crip 

A gang created in Long Beach, California in the early 80s. The gang leader was Crazy S.

You got Eight Ball Crip jacked.

Eight Ball Crip by Point Blank July 2, 2003

Magic Eight Ball Text 

Any text message consisting of less than four words which is usually sent from a distracted or disinterested party. Opposite of "Bible Text"

"Hey man what's going on with that girl you met last weekend?"

"Not much, just a bunch of Magic Eight Ball Texts"

Magic Eight Ball Text by Patrick Wilde July 31, 2009

black eight ball

1)Ight son, You gets a fourty of OLD E (An eight ball) and drink it down to the label. Then pour in a 12 ounce guinness and pound that shit. You are now drinkin what we call the "black eight ball".

2)When an upright bipedal homminid uses a bladed tool "aperatus" to remove expelled carbon residue thath is a bi-product of combusted herbal molecules.(resin) Then places expelled carbon residue thath is a bi-product of combusted herbal molecules (resin) into a combustion bulb and inhales the bi product once more. This celebratory ritual is know as DANCING WITH THE BLACK EIGHT BALL.

1)Lets pour a guinness in our Old E fourty and get faded off the black eight ball.

2)We had our last dance with Mary Jane and can't get her again untill the next Tuesday. We will have to dabce with her cousin Black Eight Ball.

black eight ball by Lama Beaverton December 1, 2005