earl 

a raging retard but doesn't know it

John: I'm tired of being around Bill. He's always asking "Hey, does this look real"?

Jeff: I know what you mean. That earl can be pretty dam annoying.

earl by austin_jeff November 6, 2008

earl 

A very organized person with the mind of a 3rd grade boy whose voice sound like a combination of Fergie and Jesus.

Have you talked to Earl yet?
yeah
Sweeet Niblets

earl by missL August 7, 2009

earl 

the lamest guy on the planet.

earl is the lamest guy within 50 miles of this place

earl by cooolest chick in the world July 6, 2011

Earl 

1. A herb
2. Trendy dude who really follows the latest pop culture and fashions, and not just for the chicks
3. A nerd or dork
4. Show off or braggart, especially for something that isn't that cool, like video games
5. Anyone who plays golf
6. Modern day substitute for the taboo word "fag," but without any gay connotation
7. Southern pronunciation of the word "oil"

We used to be friends, but he started earlin out with yellow hair and Britney Spears albums. I just can't chill with that dude anymore.

They crashed the party and started hitting bumps. It was like tropical storm earl all over again so I bounced.

That guy I work with wears pink shirts, tight corduroy pants, got golf clubs in his white Mercedes, and blasting jay z music. He's the biggest earl in my division.

Earl by Mike Made Man September 16, 2016

Earl 

EJ STOP PUTTING THIS ON YOUR STORY OMFG STOP YOUR NOT COOL YOU’RE NOT ANY OF THOSE THINGS THESE OTHER DEFINITIONS ARE SAYING NO ONE CARES

EARL STOP PUTING THIS ONE YOUR STORY
with a confident face but knows he wrong NO IM ALL OF WHAT IT SAYS

Earl by Ej your not cool May 14, 2018

Earl 

Earl is the coolest and nicest person ever. He makes people very happy he's good at basketball. He's very funny and ammazing in general. Being his friend will bring you happiness.

David: Im gay for Earl.

Earl by i_is_me May 29, 2018

Earl 

A hood slang used in DC as if someone threw up

Aye bruh Earlier I had to earl cause my stomach was hurting

Earl by IGjugginn.a July 24, 2018