Dyson 

Dyson (noun) someone who sucks the life out of anyone around them; alternatively, someone who sucks the fun, cool, or awesomeness out of any situation. Basically, this person sucks.

Verb (dysoning; dysoned-past tense)

Everyone was laughing then Karen dysoned the conversation with her stories about yelling at store managers.

Dyson by German2104 June 23, 2022

Dyson 

A girl who is able to give long blow jobs without complaining or loosing suction/enthusism.

Claire is a dyson, she gave me a 1 hour BJ

Dyson by Amit702 July 10, 2022

Dyson 

When a person is obsessed by loot in videogames

"Stop beeing a Dyson steeling all the loot!"

Dyson by alewwww December 7, 2023

dyson 

(verb) to envelope or surround a celestial body, typically a star, with a Dyson sphere or Dyson swarm to harness its energy.

It's possible that we can dyson the sun in the next millenia

dyson by Rfif February 7, 2024

dyson dip 

The act of hanging ones genitals into a Dyson airblade hand dryer for the purposes of experiencing genital 'flutter'.

Herbert's just popped to the gents for a Dyson dip.

dyson dip by steveherbert December 21, 2013

Dyson Air Balling 

The act of a male sticking his genitalia in a Dyson Airblade.

The act has a better effect, and is more believable if you have photographic evidence.

The female alternative is a Dyson Air Boob, where a girl sticks her boobs in a Dyson Airblade.

Therefore the abbreviation DAB works for either gender.

Brad: "Dude! Last night at the sushi restaurant they had a Dyson Airblade! After a full $5 pitcher of beer and a couple shots of sake Mark and I totally went Dyson Air Balling. We have pictures!"

Steven: "That's awesome! Next time, I'm going with you!"

Dyson Air Balling by Giant Leprachaun July 31, 2011

dyson day 

a day that sucks continuously.

Like a Dyson vacuum, it never loses suction.

I woke up late, had a flat, the cat threw up on me, I lost my change in the vending machine, the boss bitched me out, got stuck in traffic on the way home, my girlfriend broke up with me and took the X-box, the computer crashed and I'm out of vodka. Today was a "Dyson day".

dyson day by KimmehG September 14, 2008