Diddle My Skittle 

1.To touch the Female genital organs (Female Masterbation)

Jo-anne wanted to diddle her skittle, but was too afraid to do it in Church.

Diddle My Skittle by Anonymous July 1, 2003

kiddy diddler 

Someone who molests kids.

That old guy from Rumford Street is a kiddy diddler. Becky's mom called cops on him.

kiddy diddler by Edgardo February 5, 2007

Bo Diddley 

Ellas MacDaniel, better known as Bo Diddley, was a legendary Rock & Roll singer and guitar player. He lived in a house made of rattlesnake hide, wore cobras as neckties, and made his chimney out of a human skull. He was said to have been the greatest lover in the world, and 500% more man than any other man on earth.

In his spare time he invented Rock & Roll and inspired every great musician from his time till today.

Bo Diddley done had a farm, (Hey Bo Diddley!);
On that farm he had some women (Hey Bo Diddley!),
Women here, women there (Hey Bo Diddley!),
Women, women, women everywhere (Hey Bo Diddley!).

Bo Diddley by Tombstone Hand July 16, 2009

Bo, you don't know diddley!  

This is a catch phrase that originated in a TV ad in the late Eighties that featured super athlete extraordinaire Bo Jackson and rock'n'roll pioneer Bo Diddley (he's notorious for his famous box-shaped electric guitar). Basically, the term means that somebody doesn't know doodly squat.

The narrator says:
Bo knows football.
Bo knows baseball.
Bo knows weightlifting.
***********************
In the meantime, Bo Diddley cranks out the notes on his guitar.
Then he says:
Bo, you don't know diddley!

Bo, you don't know diddley! by I Saw U2 Live Twice October 2, 2007

diddlewam 

A person who is a dad , boyfriend , daughter, mom, and son. They are extremely weird and like eating.

Person 1: Jsjenansnenenwnwnne i’m hungry

Person 2:me too diddlewam

diddlewam by ioppppkkkllkjwhwjhwbs October 17, 2019

Diddle

Verb. To fuck

"I'd diddle her."
"Dude who the fuck uses that word what the fuck why am I friends with you?"

Diddle by Zehn Fjire Tjie August 30, 2016

diddle-ass 

To dawdle, most commonly followed by the word 'around'.

"Quit diddle-assing around and get to work"
"I was stuck behind this peckerhead that was diddle-assing around"
"Joe would get a lot more done if he didn't diddle-ass around all day"

diddle-ass by big chopper July 31, 2003