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Well? What are you waiting for? Do it!

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error: no keyboard detected. press F5 to continue by I ain't tellin you NoTHIN'! July 20, 2006

detention

-a room where you sit in when a teacher wants you to "think about what youve done"
-where most people get sent to for tardies and gum

"I got detention for gum again"

detention by Whatever, Like I really care January 19, 2008

Horny nigga detected 

A male who is always horny. Is probably named sage.

Cool person: bro why is sage always horny
Other cool person: i know man everytime I text him he's jerking off
Cool person: horny nigga detected

Horny nigga detected by Gaye dickhead July 2, 2020

detention

What students hate to get but kinky adults love to play.

6th grade history class: Teacher - is that gum you are chewing? DETENTION!!!. Student - (fuuuccckkkk).

On a date: Girl - I have a school costume. Guy - (oh my god..) You are getting detention tonight! Girl - Panties get wet.

detention by otroppa November 28, 2009

The Demented Cartoon Movie 

a full 30 minutes of stupidity in it's purest form.

wait a minute... dat is not zee bubble fish; it's dat stupid cartoon movie again! I refuse to shine zee light on it!
ZEEKY BOOGY DOOG!
*BOOM!*

The Demented Cartoon Movie by Cunjo November 12, 2004

Detention

A special room in high school, where you go if you do something very severe,

1. Insubordination

2. Get caught cheating

3. Bad-mouthing a teacher

4. Get caught leaving the school grounds before school is over

5. Fighting with a fellow student or faculty.

The student who was in violation has to collect all their assignments from their assigned teachers, and they are not allowed to go to the cafeteria for their lunch break, lunch is to be eaten in the detention room.

I was put in detention for giving my study hall teacher the one finger-salute for being a smart-ass. That was the only time I was put in detention

Detention by Saints September 21, 2003

Dementer 

Someone who has a negative influence;

Causes the world around them to turn to appear deranged.

Unintentionally creates conflict and bad moods to anyone around them.

Attracts negative spiritual energies and entities.

I don't like her, and I don't know why. Maybe she's a Dementer.

Ever since they've gotten here, a lot of weird things have happened. A bunch of Dementers, the lot of them.

Dementer by Katja Nightingale February 6, 2012