dennise 

successful

Omg Dennise is such a girl boss.

dennise by unicornshitlover May 25, 2021

denier

One of the most important features of tights is the denier. Denier is a unit of weight used for determining the fineness or thickness of the tights. The lower the denier value, the more fragile, sheer, and thinner the tights are. The higher the number the more opaque, thicker, stronger the tights.

Amy: I want the 200 denier black tights for fall/winter.
Angel: I want the red 40 denier tights, I could just look so cute with them and my outfit.

denier by Unknown-245 November 5, 2018

Dannielle 

Dannielle is a funny,smart, intelligent (young) lady that will (surprise) you when you meet her. She is a surviver and will never give up, she will strive to be the best person she can be. She surrounds herself with good people, if you get to meet a Dannielle tell her she is amazing.

Dannielle is a funny,smart, intelligent (young) lady that will (surprise) you when you meet her. She is a surviver and will never give up, she will strive to be the best person she can be. She surrounds herself with good people, if you get to meet a Dannielle tell her she is amazing.

Dannielle by Tili7 May 26, 2018

dennis miller ratio 

A 1, 000, 000 : 1 ratio, as observed by professor Frink, ie one person in a million will find a joke funny.

A reference to Dennis Miller's sometimes mystifying commentary on ESPN's Monday Night Football.

*Lisa reads Comic Book Guy's Shirt*
Lisa: C:, C:\Dos, C:\Dos\Run. Ha! Only one person in a million would find that funny.
Frink: Yes, we call that the Dennis Miller Ratio.

dennis miller ratio by paynbow April 25, 2006

credit card denied

When you go to purchase something with a credit card, and you're notified that it's not going through. Usually due to an expired card or you're over the limit.

Waitress: "Sorry sir. Credit card denied."

Diner: "Oh, crap."

credit card denied by yes juanito yes October 17, 2014

Dennes 

A phonic substitution of 'e' in the name Dennis. It usually coincides with predominantly large doses of Demerol given during labor pains. The name is a modern adaptation of the Greek God Dionysus. God of the grape harvest, winemaking, ritual madness, and ecstasy. Men with the name Dennis, and Dennes are fabulous lovers and exhibit intoxicating mannerisms. They are often found to be laid back and easy going, with an emphasis put on pleasure. If you happen to find a Dennes you will also note his extraordinary good looks and suave demeanor.

Father " What shall we name this magical son of ours?"

Mother " Oh, the pain the pain, Call him Dennes I don't care give me more Demerol!"

Father " ok ok jeez!"

Suzy Q " Dennes took me out last night, and I can't believe how fun it was"

Sally F " What? he took me out the night before I hate you bitch!"

Dennes by Booberdoober September 17, 2011

Stewbuilder Dennis 

(1926 - 1980) Commonly thought to be the greatest hobo to wander the streets of the earth. Especially proficient in the art of low-price culinary treats, this man was aptly regarded as a homeless "Grand Master"

I saw ol' Stewbuilder Dennis in a drainpipe this morning. He was eatin' an old leg of sow ham.

Stewbuilder Dennis by grezz August 5, 2006