Caffeine Deficiency Syndrome

A common condition in which one does dot have enough caffeine in their system to operate normally. Symptoms include drowsiness, staring at walls, and an inability to tolerate other people, often accompanied by a headache. The only known cure is more caffeine.

George- "What's up with Steve today? He was staring at the wall, and the second I tried to talk to him, he freaked out and told me to go away!"

Tom- "I'm afraid he's got Caffeine Deficiency Syndrome. I'll go grab him a coffee."

Caffeine Deficiency Syndrome by Under-Caffeinated June 24, 2011

Penoral Defication

Penoral defication- is a socially accepted form of pissing.
The word comes from the catholic edited version of the Second testament - Roman soldier to Jesus of Nazareth:"gonna cry? gonna piss your pants maybe? maybe shit and cum?"
Because of vulgarity of the word "piss" theologicians with the help of "minor" assistants came up with the given phrase.

Uncle Balthazar: Hey little Jimmy! Do you want know what Penoral Defication is?
Jimmy in a wheelchair: *drooling*
Uncle Balthazar: *unzips pants* Well you came to the right place! *starts pissing*

Penoral Defication by Benis :DDDDDD August 17, 2020

dedrick 

Dedrick is a boy that don’t care what nobody say about him his good with his hand god gifted to him he’s a loving kid he can also get caught up with the wrong crowd and be at thing a the wrong time he also so skeptical about everything dedrick can be understood and also mean and rude and disrespectful to people but when you get to no him he a good kid he like to build things and craft loves play video games dedrick is great in bed can make a girl dream he love dating people cousins nd like joking around with people grandma and also toxic when it come down to it got a big dick and a great kisser and likes to rap

dedrick is really toxic to people he don’t like he does not like lightskin people at all

dedrick by 129494846 November 17, 2019

ADD (Asian Driving Deficiency) 

A syndrome afflicting many individuals on the road, initially described from observing trends in Asian drivers. The underlying theory is a genetic defect that is unknown but may play a role in spatial orientation.

Observations include:

Inability to parallel park without hitting the curb several times, holding up the lane for close to 30 minutes and/or requiring your passenger to exit the vehicle to assist you by direction or switching seats.
Swerving from lane to lane at very slow speeds (20 mph less than posted limit)
Turning into a one way street or going against the direction of traffic more than once in a given year.
Frequent replacement of brake pads due to slamming on them milliseconds before contact

It took all 3 of us to get out of the car to help Jenn Wu park. I think her ADD (Asian Driving Deficiency) is acting up again, she must be off her meds.

I can't believe Xun Li flipped a bitch on a one-way street in the middle of the day! I don't want to say anything, but I think she has ADD (Asian Driving Deficiency).

ADD (Asian Driving Deficiency) by cricketchamp03 May 15, 2011

credit deficiency 

Not having enough credits to be a normal college student. These kids are usually made fun of, even by gingers.

Dont stare, but Chris B. has credit deficiency.

credit deficiency by DJM2204 April 16, 2007

ghetto delicacy 

Ghetto Delicacy's are delicious treats which are only enjoyable and found in impoverished (Ghetto) areas. They can be honey buns, corn nuts, hot Cheetos, Now and Later, Red Soda, or large pickles sold at local gas stations. Also, Ghetto Delicacy's can be particular neighborhood restaurants like Harold's Chicken in Chicago. Or Hillary's rib's in the north suburbs of Illinois.

I'm hungry I think I need to go to Harold's Chicken to enjoy some ghetto delicacy's.

Man, last night I had some hot cheetos I miss eating those ghetto delicacy's.

ghetto delicacy by uptwnxs June 16, 2010

dediciated 

a word that LOOKS like dedicated, but it's not. make that known. they are not the same word. dediciated is used as a mistake in a headline of an article which is usually located on one of the first pages of the newspaper.

Emily is NOT dediciated to the Fanscotian. woof

dediciated by 12314 May 2, 2022