Data Madge 

a middle aged woman employed to do data entry

They've just employed a data madge at our work to get the new HR system up and running

Data Madge by Adie2 August 16, 2008

data transfer

Delivering sperm cells into another person's body through ejaculation.

Dr. Viktrov, the scientist: (unzipping his pants) Do you know, Natasia, a single sperm contains about 37.5 mb of DNA information? This means that the average male ejaculate would represent a data transfer of approximately 1,587 gb in about 3 seconds.

Natasia, the lab assistant: (kneeling and taking the chewing gum from her mouth and sticking it to the bottom of the table) That's a lot of information to swallow, Doctor!

data transfer by theinstigator March 13, 2014

Data Donkey 

Someone who's job it is to collect & process data. Usually on the low end of the totem pole with the least amount of respect.

"Hand this information over to the data donkeys so they can get the results back to me as soon as possible."

"How am I supposed to get this data processed in 24 hours? I'll get the data donkeys to do it!"

Data Donkey by cctroublemaker September 10, 2011

Data Fucking

You have to start with a boss who has no clue what he or she is asking for when giving you an assignment. Once this occurs, the fucking comes from responding with as much superfluous information as humanly possible. This can come in verbal, written, table, or chart form. It is best when all four are used at the same time. The pinnacle of satisfaction is when your boss, with a confused look, tells you it is exactly what he or she is looking for.

Today my boss asked me for some more useless information, so I am going to give her a data fucking that she will never forget...

Data Fucking by anti-executive November 11, 2009

data ass

You tried to type dat ass but autocorrect ruined your life again...........

"Lookit data ass!"
"Man, I wanna git meh sum data ass...."

data ass by Frostid Flaeks February 16, 2015

Data Design Interactive 

Quite possibly THE worst videogame developer in the history of mankind. They are responsible for many shovelware titles that score no higher than 1.0 out of 10 and should be banned from making games for Nintendo's Wii. There is also an online petition to ban the company from developing for Nintendo.

(you): Yo, this "Action Girlz Racing" is looking pretty badass.
(friend): Nah nigga, Data Design Interactive made that one. It scored 0.8 out of 10!

Data Design Interactive by morph09 February 13, 2009

data piñata

Big Data method that consists of whacking data with a stick and hopefully some insights will come out.

The Big Data Scientist made a Twitter data piñata and found that Saturdays are the weekdays with the most tweets linking to kitty pictures.

data piñata by dgarcia_eu January 16, 2015