Dinker

A term used to describe a person acting in a generally dickish or selfish manner. This person displays a general lack of consideration for others and typically only thinks of themselves. It can also be used as another term for a penis. This term traces its roots to the Houghton family that hails from Texas.

Byron, "I could really go for some dinker on this fine afternoon."
Byron, "Time to suck some wholesale dinker" or "Wow that gorilla's dinker is bigger than mine"
Allen, "Quit being such a dinker Byron"

Dinker by set2500BC February 16, 2023

DINKER

A word coming from the English root "DINK" (dual income, no kids). to add clarity to the freedom experienced by the couple. DINKERs are Dual Income, No Kids--Each Remote. Where the couple each work remotely and don't have kids so they are free to travel and work from anywhere.

Damn, those dinkers are always having the best time working remotely in other countries without ever having to spend a weekend at a soccer tournament.

DINKER by Jorgentos October 8, 2025

Dinker Donger 

Your dick, specifically a small or plump one.

John Cena's dinker donger got lost in the Vietnam War

Dinker Donger by Poop NudeSafety January 28, 2006

dinker-dork 

To go and do something, but your not sure what until you start.

To have the urge to start something new, in a different location than where you currently are, but you won't know what it is until you stand there and think of what to do.

"I'm gonna go out to the shop and dinker-dork."

Wife: Where are you going?
Husband: I'm gonna go dinker-dork outside.

Girlfriend: Whatcha goin to do today?
Boyfriend: I'm gonna dinker-dork in the garage.

dinker-dork by Idaho Fisher March 20, 2013

Dinker sinker

Anything a male can sink his dick into.

“She looks like a nice dinker sinker!”

Dinker sinker by Big G 84 February 4, 2021

dinker rod 

This is a definition from two origins. One is dinker, aka the penis and the second is a spoof from Lady Gaga's disco stick. The rod symbolizing an erect penis.

I tried out his dinker rod last night.

dinker rod by Hottdamn123 December 10, 2009

dinker donger 

well that is true but also a dinker donger is a dick dick that has been slapped by toph

toph slapped my dinker donger yesterday so i fucking jizzed

dinker donger by bill parcells November 26, 2006