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A person who puts himself above everyone else. This person thinks they are the greatest thing to walk the earth. They are horribly delusional when it comes to how 'productive' they are with women. Usually tells a good story, but in reality is a closet gay.
Boy A:Dude, she was so in to me...She wanted it...
Boy B: You're such a fucking CURTIS!!
Curtis by MlkChocolate10129 November 16, 2010
Someone who has a short temper and refuses to shave.
"Look at those sideburns!"
"Yeah but watch out he's a curtis"
curtis by |,,| -_- |,,| May 13, 2009
One who is or seriously acts like a hobag, ho, fro-ho baggins, ho dangles, hozilla, hotastrophy, ho dog, ho ho, etc....
Man you are being such a Curtis, just give me a piece of pizza with out trying to trick me into throwing away the box.
An annoying species of human. Often dislikes by many.
Omg sally stop acting like Curtis nobody will like you!
Curtis by Ashley Barth June 22, 2017
someone who shows no signs of getting up off of his sofa, has all his meals delivered to him. he spends most of his days jacking off to cartoon porn - has been known to get up off his sofa but only for the tv remote if he's dropped it or if theres a really shit programme on that he dosent like
person1: my dads such a fucking curtis, every time i see him hes on the sofa
person2: ye my dads like that to
person1: what a pair of douches
an extremely hot environment; usually, but not always, indoors; usually used as a replacement for the word "hot" to illustrate the extreme heat
The thermostat was broken and the temperature continued to rise, prompting Corey to say, "It is absolutely curtis in here!"
curtis by Jackonrad December 15, 2008