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Oh no they had seggs on the crafting table 

A delightful forum of minecraft pleasure where Steve’s πŸ† goes into Alex’s πŸ‘or🐱
Oh no they had seggs on the crafting table

standing on a crafting tabel 

sex, sucking of the dick, y'know..
WTH DREAM AND GEORGE ARE STANDING ON A CRAFTING TABEL

craftingtableisperfect 

The most perfect person in the world who I love with all my heart :) <3 I love them more obviously
"Broo did you hear that craftingtableisperfect? "

They had Sex on the Crafting Table 

Dream and George (dnf) starts
Tubbo. β€œThey had sex on the crafting table.”

Crifting 

The act of engaging in rifts spawned by crafting lures.

(Game: Rift, Publisher: Trion)
"We should go crifting to farm crafting mats."
Crifting by Kiraine August 22, 2011

Crafting sickness

When one is unable to come into work on account of being suddenly too ill to work, when in reality they're unable to pull themselves away from minecraft.

Usually, this illness only lasts a single day, though it may be prolonged by large updates or exciting posts from the word of notch.
"Dave called in sick today."
"The flu?"
"Crafting sickness more like."
"Fuck... speaking of which, you made anything new lately?"
"Nope, too much wife aggro to get anything done in the world"
"Sucks for sure..."
Crafting sickness by caidicus September 26, 2011