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toyota corolla 

Originally a car based as a mini-version of a Mustang, then the KE70 gave us some sideways action, then it went front-wheel-drive and got ugly from there.

The highest selling car in the world, and automatically the blandest car in the world. Driven by non-savvy college students and accountants. What car offers the least amount of personality? A white Corolla.

Reliable as buggery, so they still litter our roads.
College student 1: Damn, my parents bought me a gold Toyota Corolla for college.
College student 2: Gee that sucks what a boring car.
College student 1: Yeh...

*awkward silence*

College student 1: Beer?
College student 2: Sure.
toyota corolla by Poida May 29, 2007
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Toyota Corolla 

A typical white hatchback, a range pubed early twenties egg shaped headed male drives to milk the cows.
I drove my Toyota Corolla to the paddock to milk my bull named Francis

2001 Toyota Corolla LE 

the most reliable car according to mad man and rick astley it is so comfy very good for ages
The 2001 toyota corolla LE is the most reliable car alive

85 Corolla 

one of the most amazing cars ever. will run for practically forever if you take care of it right.
that 85 corolla is still going!? wow...
85 Corolla by Djbiens July 23, 2009

2008 Toyota Corolla 

Car driven by antivax bitches named karen
Bitches be running over their 3 year old in their 2008 Toyota Corolla and be like "cant help being a gemini"

1999 toyota corolla 

the shitiest car in the world that breaks down every time u start it

Toyota Corolla 

The smaller version of the Toyota Camry and also the meme car of Real Life Lore.
The Toyota Corolla is not the best car you could have, but it is a good car and you could do worse than getting one if you are in the market for a car or need a rental car.
Toyota Corolla by PhoenixGamer34 September 16, 2023