cognitively fucked 

(verb). Often occurs when a person has spent an excessive amount of time in an intellectual situation (ie-- cramming for an exam, marathon seminar sessions, problem-solving) and is not longer able to process info due to mental fatigue. Even simple thinking (ie-- how do you toast bread, what is your boyfriend's sister's name?) is impaired because mentally wiped out.

You may not be physically tired, but mentally feels like you are now an e-tard.

Sally spent 12 hours straight studying for some class, and therefore is unable to describe the most basic things, like how to make a sandwich. She is now cognitively fucked.

I can't even think of a good enough example because I've been working on this stupid problem for 13 hours and now I'm cognitively fucked and want a beer.

cognitively fucked by sleepywantbeer October 2, 2009

Canning Peaches 

A slang term for sexual intercourse. It comes from the action of sticking a penis in a vagina or asshole, which is similar to putting peaches and syrup into cans.

Man 1: Me and my girlfriend's grandma were "canning peaches" last night!

Man 2: Really?? Well while you were doing that last night, I was "canning peaches" with your mom!

Canning Peaches by Eziquio C. December 15, 2014

Trevor's Cannibal 

When a team of players in a video game becomes so toxic that the team begins to eat itself away and deteriorate, and ultimately becomes weaker as a result.

My team was winning this match conclusively until Trevor's cannibal destroyed us.

Trevor's Cannibal by SithLordTrevor December 23, 2019

on connie 

the gay truth

person 1: that’s so gay that
person 2: on connie bro

on connie by ightbetbro- October 21, 2020

fanny cannibal 

A WORD USED TO INSULT LESBIANS MADE UP BY HILARIOUS COMEDIAN Frankie Boyle

fuck off you fanny cannibal

fanny cannibal by fghjkfgjkshkhgtrskjghkjd December 30, 2011

cognitive dissonance 

A condition of conflict or anxiety resulting from inconsistency between one's beliefs and one's actions, such as opposing the slaughter of animals and eating meat.

This child is going through a state of cognitive dissonance as he imitates his hero while physically beating his friends.

cognitive dissonance by Nee - Oh - Corn June 5, 2003

cognitive impaction

Noun:

Any of a number of conditions characterized by the involuntary suspension of mental processes crucial to self-expression and/or higher reasoning.

Cases of cognitive impaction can frequently be identified by inarticulate attempts at discourse, extended guttural utterances, slack-jaws and bugged out eyes on the part of the afflicted. Treatments are highly specific to each variety of cognitive impaction and range from a slap "upside" the head to a deadline in the most severe cases.

Also see mental constipation.

"Overwhelmed at the prospect of having the bounty of an entire doughnut shop all to himself, Homer immediately suffered a massive cognitive impaction that reduced him to little more than a drooling mass of manflesh."

cognitive impaction by Joshua B. Wright April 5, 2004