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confusatorium 

A make believe place where which one is 'trapped' when confused to an extreme degree, completely lost in a conversation, or just plain baffled by anything/the world. Also a voluntary reaction as a desire to avoid accepting something, akin to denial.
Seriously? Stephanie left me for the one legged juggler with herpes? Man, i'm really in the confusatorium over this one. Why? Why the.. I just DO NOT get it.

Also, know anyone who tells stories that are just WAY too long and at the end you really aren't sure what the hell they were getting at? You're in the confusatorium.

luckily for most of us it's temporary
confusatorium by Octo-nuts March 16, 2010

confuselate

To confuse, to teach someone chemistry to at 8:00 in the morning when they're too busy drawing pictures of you with wings and a tail.
SYN- confusercize
Godammit, Jenny... this confuselates me. Did she just say blarklhdgadkjg?
confuselate by Anonymous March 13, 2003

confusle 

a beer drinking fool from Idaho
Paul who is an alcoholic who lives in Idaho is a confusle.

confustle 

A fusion of Confuse and Frustrate.
confustle by Elijah Shipe January 9, 2007

Confusled 

When you really don't know which dick to suck if you should go with the colored you're not colored one.
That guy is really confusled he doesn't know which dick to

confusaled 

Another way of saying confused.
I'm so confusaled
confusaled by Rose Brownjohn August 13, 2020