Cornfirmation 

A test of digestive efficiency performed by consumption of corn and monitoring of bowel movements.

Person1: "Since I switched to a vegitarian diet my body has become a well oiled food digesting machine. I seriously have been shitting less than hour after every meal."

Person2: "That sounds too fast, have you gotten cornfirmation on that yet?"

Person1: "Not exactly. Why?"

Person2: "That sounds more like IBS to me than a 'well oiled' machine."

Cornfirmation by aberstundon February 26, 2011

Result Confirmation 

Confirmation of a "Result". E.g. to score in bed.

Mate did you check out the fittie I took home last night, proper Result confirmation that was :)(

Result Confirmation by AJ_1982 October 15, 2008

confirmanality 

A state of altered consciousness experienced after confirming successfully that your girlfriend wants anal sex from you. Known to induce ecstatic rambling, solving of midlife crises, and busting of nuts in guys; occasional pain and/or hemorrhoids in girls.

Girl: "Okay, you can sodomize me."
Guy: "YABADABADOOOO!!!! HEEEEEERE's JOHNNY!"
(This dude is experiencing confirmanality.)

Girl: "Ow."

confirmanality by coffeedarklover August 23, 2011

confirmative

The word a Zeus uses instead of affirmative or confirmed when s/he is unable to make up their mind

Soldier: "Broadway can we get an arsenal"
Broadway: "Confirmative"

confirmative by Unicron5120 July 7, 2017

confirmationeded 

confirmationed ; to be confirmationed ; extra extra confirmation

Yessirree - I done did been confirmationeded. Ask my Pa!

confirmationeded by playinHUCKE July 2, 2021

confirmatino 

A confirmation that you will die tomorrow

Hey, you got a confirmatino letter yet, SHRAVAN?

confirmatino by MLPTHEBEST February 23, 2023

Confirmation Dap 

Holding your hand out for a “dap” to your boy who is in close proximity, after saying a joke or roast you believe is funny, in order to confirm they are in agreement or on your side

Jordan: Yo max you are gay for wanting to suck off Mahomes
Max: Not according to my track record
*Max sticks his hand very close to Harris in order to receive a confirmation dap*

Confirmation Dap by Thelosemanwin February 10, 2024