concher 

A penis that is 60 years or older.

My grandpa fell down and his concher was totally sticking out of his shorts

concher by Matty j. B June 13, 2008

Couched 

When you ask a girl if you can spend the night at her house (with the hope of getting in the bed) but she puts you on the couch.

"I spent the night at her house"
Whaaaaat??!! You slept with her?
(With shame) "I slept on the couch"
HAHAHAHA!!! You got COUCHED!!!!

Couched by Cousin P December 18, 2013

Couched it 

Not going out on an evening when expected to.

The act of staying in and being lazy, laying on the couch watching movies

person 1, what did u do tonight?

person 2, Couched it

Couched it by leeeeeno August 6, 2011

Couched 

Stoned, passed out, beat.

Man, he smoked so much he's totally couched!

Couched by Mama Saraswati June 19, 2012

Couched 

The feeling of extreme tiredness you experience when coming down from a high

Dude I'm so couched right now I want to sleep forever

Couched by Deva November 7, 2012

cooched 

to be hit in the cooch

she just got cooched

cooched by matt c bitch January 4, 2009

couched 

adj.- used in the context of a party or social event. One who is so intoxicated that they have lost the ability to get up off the couch.

"Dude, you are so COUCHED!"

couched by Aldo February 5, 2005