sheldon williams collegiate 

rep the fucken c

Alex pittroff: Wanna smoke some ganj at the c?

*the next day*

mason hart: yOU SmoKEd ALl OuR KuSH LasT NigHt aT tHe C?

sheldon williams collegiate

sheldon williams collegiate by bigbossrickrossmonstercock April 5, 2019

Collegit 

When a certain situation is only suitable for college.

"Showing up at the job interview in my bathing suit was NOT collegit"

"Fitting 9 people in a 5 seater car to go to the party was so fucking collegit"

"Getting drunk on Thursdays is completely collegit"

Collegit by Wackmc February 23, 2009

York Memorial Collegiate Institute 

Probably the greastest high school in the history of North York. Built in 1917 to Honor War Veterans, it holds around 100 Championships ranging from the early years till present. Not only excelling in atletics, YMCI sports a widely known R.U.S.H program which excels in preparing students for university.

A: Hey im planning to go to Mackenzie
B: EWW wat wrong with you, go to the best school there is
A: whats that :O
B: YORK MEMORIAL COLLEGIATE INSTITUTE:D

York Memorial Collegiate Institute by memoian December 6, 2009

Western Sierra Collegiate Academy 

A charter school in California, founded in 2009, it is the stereotypical liberal school that would much rather have your money than the pleasure to indoctrinate children into university “educated” nimrods that ruins the State. Known to have the most deficient high school football team and the most level headed women’s cross country team, this school only benefits the 33% of graduates that became worse than when they went through the education system. Known for LGBTQ+ pandering and virtue signals while pocketing school dance funds and establishing a cult-like choir group

Duke: Bro... this school I go to has the worst football team
Mack: Oh, you go to Western Sierra Collegiate Academy then

Western Sierra Collegiate Academy by Disgruntled Student 2015-2016 November 25, 2020

I'm a 20-something Hispanic man who has uncontrollable lust for women who spend over 100 dollars on collecting waifus and hours and realized that he can't collect a certain waifu due to random number generator 

Translates to I'm Josie, and 100 dollars is an understatement.

I'm a 20-something Hispanic man who has uncontrollable lust for women who spend over 100 dollars on collecting waifus and hours and realized that he can't collect a certain waifu due to random number generator is something you wouldn't say on a first date.

I'm a 20-something Hispanic man who has uncontrollable lust for women who spend over 100 dollars on collecting waifus and hours and realized that he can't collect a certain waifu due to random number generator by ManHandle669969 April 16, 2017

grievance-collecting 

A particular variation of the victim card in which a person gains sympathy or social status by amassing experiences of perceived sleights or injustices. Grievance-collecting can be entirely fabricated, true, or a mix of the two. Grievance-collectors can never forgive or see another side of the story, because surrendering any grievance would result in loss of power over other people. Grievance-collecting can be personal, or part of a politically correct group dynamic.

If you call her, she will be angry. If you don't call her, she will be angry. Either way, she gets what she wants, and it will be used against you - because she doesn't actually want to patch things up. She's just grievance-collecting.

grievance-collecting by Father Hollywood December 4, 2018

Worlds Colliding

When a good friend of yours becomes good friends with another good friend of yours.

Mike: My good friend Chris met my good friend Devlin today, and they liked each other!

Kathy: Worlds colliding!

Worlds Colliding by Mike Cirelli November 22, 2009