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Cocktail Shower

Like a regular shower, but with a cocktail. Could be at cocktail hour, or could be at 10 AM. A cocktail shower is appropriate at any time of day.
Friend 1: You seem happy today!

Friend 2: Yeah! I've been having a cocktail shower before bed! Always puts a smile on my face!
Cocktail Shower by LongBombs May 13, 2020

Cocktail Kidnapped 

When you take a walk down the street, pass a friendly neighbor's house, get invited to have a beverage with them, you accept and 90 minutes later, you realize nothing got done but you have a smile on your face.
Sorry I'm late, I went for a walk and got Cocktail Kidnapped at Gary and Viv's along the way.
Cocktail Kidnapped by Smabuda July 29, 2014

Cocktail Weenie 

A rich boy's tiny, bite sized dick.
Lisa- "You should hook up with Cooper, He's in law school."
Sara- "But what if he has a cocktail weenie?!"
Lisa- "Ya gotta do what ya gotta do."
Cocktail Weenie by gracieisfordogs October 24, 2014

Cocktail Party GOP Establishment 

Noun

The elite fat cats and cronies in the Republican Party who smoke cigars in wood-paneled rooms and spend all their time doing whatever it takes to maintain their own personal power. These are the guys in blue blazers and khaki pants who eat cucumber and mayonnaise sandwiches at cocktail parties and sell-out the people who vote for them because once they get to Washington they become obsessed with staying in the media's good graces instead of doing what voters wanted them to do. They are the American aristocracy and the Republican elitist stereotype.
The Cocktail Party GOP Establishment hates the Tea Party with a passion because anything that upsets the status quo and jeopardizes the Cocktail Party's permanent hold on power gives all these guys serious indigestion.

Cocktail Laugh 

An annoying fake laugh perpetrated to make one believe they were amused at your comment.
"Dave's attempt at being funny last night was pretty lame, but no where near as lame as Sarah's stupid cocktail laugh."
Cocktail Laugh by RocketScience August 13, 2016

Cocktail sausage

Someone who’s penis resembles a cocktail sausage. Very common in Teens
Did u see his cocktail sausage