couching 

Couch, pillow, blanket, Netflix.

Leave me alone I'm couching.

Yeah I'm couching, it's going to be happening for the next 8 hours, what's up?

couching by roraborealis July 26, 2011

Couching 

the act of a sports watcher, usually throned on a couch, loudly yelling orders (like a coach) at a tv screen as if the players could/would change their behavior given the expertise of the (usually drunk) sport watcher

Father: WTF ARE YOU DOING RUNNING THE GOD DAMN BALL ON 3rd AND 3
You: Dad stop couching, the offensive coordinator knows more about football than your drunk ass

Couching by the_adam_bomb30 February 1, 2017

couching 

The act of engaging in promiscuous activities on living room furniture. Such as making love and having sex on a couch. Also could mean getting fingered or giving a hand job on a couch.

Oh my god! Did you hear that Nick and Kim were couching last night, while Kim's mother was in the other room working?!

couching by NickJonasForReal January 30, 2009

Coachin 

Slang term to describe fuckin a girl real good. The term coach is from Chicago Bears Coach Mike Ditka. Since Ditka sounds a lot like Dicka we say i'mma give that bitch some of this dicka or some coachin. Ditka led the Bears to a superbowl victory so that's some good Coachin.

I'mma give that bitch some coachin tonight. I'mma put that Mike DICKA on that bitch, some of this good chicago coachin.

Coachin by ILL LOGIK June 20, 2006

Facebook Cotching 

When a friend is unresponsive to facebook chats or messages even though they're are online and available.

Who you chatting to?
insert name,
What s/he saying?
Nothing, unresponsive idle chit chat

s/he just facebook cotching man.

Facebook Cotching by fx501 August 1, 2010

couching 

Tying an old couch to the back of a truck in winter and sitting on it while it is pulled down a snowy road.

We had nothing else to do so Jeff proposed we go couching.

couching by Blaze7071 April 2, 2010

Cachingas 

The act of making a lot of money in an investment. Something you say out loud, after making a lot of money, so that people around you can hear you and so they realize you just made a very good investment and have more money than them.

"CACHINGAS!" Dr. Doran yelled out after his stock tripled overnite.

Tommy BB, you going to make any cachingas from that housing development in Astoria?

Cachingas by abrunny September 10, 2011