Cobbed Cream Corn

When you get scammed so hard you start to wonder how you fell for the scam in the first place. This also applies for cat phishing. It usually ends up with your head having an orgasm.

Man, she was way out of my league, it's like cobbed cream corn.

by PiggyIsEpic November 15, 2018

Cobbed

Term (coined by M.Gervasi) to denote someone or something that is in a bad situation.

"You're really cobbed now" "That PS4 you dropped is totally cobbed"

by OG Cranie December 30, 2019

Cobbed

A synonym of Corned, when you get corned, you get corned on the cob, therefore, COBBED!

“I got so cobbed last night I might not even get out of bed to piss this morning”

by ggricksmith January 17, 2021

Cobbed

Extremely angry.

"I don't think I can go to J-Grammy's party this weekend, he is cobbed I juiced his toothbrush."

by SipMcDrinky July 9, 2021

Chabbed

Not chapped; chabbed. The feeling of when you’ve been out in the cold for too long and you lips are no longer fully movable

Oh my walking in this cold weather is really making my lips chabbed

by Queen pancake January 7, 2022

Chubbed

A complicated term with a myriad of exceptional meanings. Just like the man it's named for.
-When someone does something totally awesome

-slam dunked a QC
-used to own Stonehenge

-assumed the mantle of god emperor and saved all of humanity
-bought a pie for Tim because he had to eat vegan food
-convinced Marvel blue suits have no place against blue screens
-made it to work by 9:15am
-laughed at all Tim's jokes even when they are highly questionable
-says 'leads have needs' to his lead at least once a day

You just Chubbed the hell out of those dimattes

by EboElbo May 18, 2022

Chobbelsome

Worthy of being talked about, worthy of having your name even thought about

P1: wow, that is very chobbelsome
P2: wtf does that mean
P1: nvm you are not chobbelsome after all *leaves*
P2: BUT WHAT DOES THAT MEAN-

by RandomCouchPotatoDon’tMindMe November 14, 2022