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Chimping the Frog 

(1) The opposite of making love.
(2) Uncontrollable, spastic humping
(3) Having the weirdest, most unromantic sex possible

Origins:
Derived from the landmark youtube video Chimp Rapes Frog.
It's Gary's first time having sex so I bet he's chimping the frog.
Chimping the Frog by yekka July 28, 2010

chippy gaff 

A filthy household which is fuelled by drink, drugs and deep house music.
"You coming back to Jacks chippy gaff after parklife?"

"Yeah mate, can't wait for some balloons and Jamie Jones".
chippy gaff by Chippy_Guy April 22, 2016

Chippopotamus 

A massively fat individual, normally complete with gunt (f) windows apron (f) or giant belly (m) that's rather fond of wheelbarrow loads of deep fried potato products. When found in Scotland they are fairly recognisable by massive size and dark pink corned-beef pattern on skin.
Look at the size of him/her. What a complete Chippopotamus
Chippopotamus by baby sumo January 26, 2018

Chippendales 

The strip club just for women (and gay men).
After high school graduation, Jimmy hopes to get a full time job at Chippendales

chipped beef 

The result of a blow job given by someone wearing braces.
When Braces Sally gave Jimmy a BJ, he got chipped beef.
chipped beef by Susy Zimzel April 24, 2003

Chocolate chipples 

Brown nipples that closely resemble chocolate chips.
She's dressed up as a chocolate chip cookie for Halloween and just cut out holes around her chocolate chipples for the chocolate chip part of her costume!