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skanky ceasar salad 

To eat ceasar dessing out of your partner's asshole.
I gave Becky a skanky ceasar salad and it was moist and delicious.

Caesar Zeppeli 

A true friend till the very end. He may be an ass to you sometimes, but it's cause your grand pappy got his grand pappy killed. Your friend suffers the same fate while fighting for you.
'It's his blood... SHIIIIIIIZAAAAAAAAA' -Joseph Joestar while crying over the final resting place of Caesar Zeppeli
Caesar Zeppeli by 2112timeattack November 3, 2017

Daniel Caesar

Amazing RnB singer from Canada, released his first 2 EPs in 2014 and 2015. Released his debut studio album, Freudian, in August 2017. He is best known for his songs "Get You" and "Japanese Denim."
Me: Have you heard this song by Daniel Caesar?
Friend: Nope, never heard it or of him.
Me: Listen to it, it is really good.
Daniel Caesar by thedanmannn January 12, 2018

Alabama Caesar Salad 

- sexual position where the female is laying with head off edge of bed, male stands over to titty fuck her while she tosses his salad.
Darrell walked into the bedroom and saw Nikki was laying on the bed, ready to give him an Alabama Caesar Salad.
Cesar is someone everyone instantly falls in love with. From first glance,he comes off as shy, but once you get to know him, he can make any boring moment fun. Cesar is caring and sweet and never lets you put yourself down, yet puts himself down a lot. He doesn't realize how wonderful he is even when the whole world thinks he's fucking amazing. Cesar lights up every room he walks into instantly making it the happiest place on earth. He doesn't have a clue of a lot of things going on, especially how much people care about him. He's the guy of your dreams, the best friend you wish you had met sooner, the guy you turn to when everything seems to go to shit.Its indescribable how much Cesar means to people and its unfathomable as to why-- Cesar is just Cesar and he's what makes this world go round.
*sees cesar anywhere* oh my god its cesar!!!!!!!!1!!!1!1 *instant life boost*
Cesar by ersoolah June 11, 2018

Caesar's Revenge 

The monstrous shit you have to take after eating a Hot 'n' Ready from Little Caesar's Pizza. It will feel like your insides are being torn out. Almost everyone who has eaten a Hot 'n' Ready has experienced this curse.
Dan: Man, you took forever in the bathroom today. You die in there?

Max: Yeah. It was a case of Caesar's Revenge.

Dan: I'll be sure to stay away for a few hours.

Max: Good call.
Caesar's Revenge by idiedtoday July 13, 2010