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A player in an online game who displays such a profound lack of intelligence, awareness, or skill that they are indistinguishable from a poorly programmed AI bot.

Repeatedly makes the same obvious mistake

Has suspiciously robotic movement patterns but is somehow worse than actual bots

Types with grammar so broken it would embarrass a predictive text algorithm

Responds to in-game situations with completely inappropriate actions

May occasionally appear to experience brief moments of lucidity before reverting to bort behavior
"I watched a bort yesterday spend his entire gold savings on 400 wooden spoons, then try to build a house with them."
"I knew he was a bort when he kept throwing his rifle to enemies thinking it was a decoy grenade."
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Something really good, bad or whatever is in your bort
Dude my bort hurts

I'm borting right now
Bort by bortman69 November 17, 2025
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(V.) To hijack a vehicle; To make an odd noise during death by fall; To pistol-whip another person usu. cyborg.
Oh fuck! Jim 'borted me in the head!
'Bort by 'bortmastuh January 8, 2005

bort sampson 

to define a reproduced product of inferior quality where the product is misrepresented as the real deal. Often sold on Ebay
I thought I was buying the Terminator Trilogy. What the hell is this ' Termanotor'. Its Bort Sampson all over again
bort sampson by Jack Flasher July 7, 2005

Bort Style 

When you only let a girl suck you off, and don't bang her out.
I did that girl Bort style, and left her on the curb.
Bort Style by ronmexico1235 June 3, 2010

Bort! Bort! Bort! 

On the old "Muppet Show", this was the final phrase sung by the Swedish Chef during his opening jingle.

It has been re-used to mean "testing" in computer geek circles.
Subject: I'm testing this email!

Body: BORT! BORT! BORT!

Bort Simpsoy 

This is the name of the Afghanistan version of Bart Simpson.
Bort Simpsoy!
Learn in love it Laff it!!
What is on TV tonight?
The Simpsoys Staring Bort Simpsoy!

Oh Score! We will have many larfs for sure this night!
Bort Simpsoy by Stewart Larkin March 12, 2009