Blatched 

Pinning a serious crime on someone else.

"I got me this job one time busin' tables at a country club. So I could case all these big rich pricks that come in. So I pick out this guy, go in one night and do his place. He wakes up and gives me shit. So I killed him. Him and this tasty bitch he was with. That's the best part. She's fuckin' this prick, see, this golf pro, but she's married to some other guy! Some hotshot banker. And he's the one they pinned it on."

Elmo Blatch, convicted fellon.

I heard he was blatched by this heavy set dude, now he's doing a 50 year stretch!

Blatched by Jones The Bond August 5, 2016

Church of Blanchett 

a community for people who worship cate blanchett with all of their hearts.

first, they sell their souls to cate and then it's a lifelong commitment.

people call it addiction but really, it's just religion.

"what's your fandom called?"
"we're called the CHURCH OF BLANCHETT"

Church of Blanchett by stanblanchett June 4, 2021

Blanche 

blanche is crazy(in a good way) funny always finds away to make me laugh. she is practically my sister and is my best friend in he whole world

blanche is so awesome

Blanche by bert face November 16, 2012

Cate Blanchett 

To urinate in your pants/underwear/dress etc.
To pee your pants.
To let the yellow stream loose onto your own clothes.

If Adriana Barraza wins the Best Supporting Actress Oscar for her performance in Babel, I will Cate Blanchett.

or

Tom totally Cate Blanchetted when Stacey caught him cheating.

Cate Blanchett by Odiwbas July 20, 2008

dame blanche 

When you cum on a girl's chest and poop on it afterwards.

"I f*cked this crazy chick last night, she even asked me to do a dame blanche on her!"

dame blanche by TriedItOnce April 26, 2015

Blanchett 

When you use your hands to wipe your ass and mildly enjoy it. It also may include wiping your manure on a piece of toast and feeding it to a pet or relative.

Person A: I was out camping and I ran out of toilet paper
Person B: Damn that sucks, did you have to do the Blanchett Method
Person A: yup

Blanchett by StarBiscuit July 20, 2023

Cian Richard Kevin Soliday Blanche 

A man with a chode and one testicle that only fucks elephants

Cian Richard Kevin Soliday Blanche tried to hit tori from the back while she was asleep, but he couldn’t get past the cheeks.

Cian Richard Kevin Soliday Blanche by Nut sucker 69 December 20, 2022