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1. reffering to a body part that is totally messed up and looks as if someone took a meat tenderizer to it
2. super built, having lots of muscles
1. Dude, Tristan got in a fight last night! His hand is so beefed!
2. Dude, Tristan's muscles are fucking boss. He's really beefed.
Beefed by Heather The Great April 1, 2005
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a very old word used in that stoopit show "Rocket Power"
which means you hurt yourself badly.
Dude! You totally just beefed!!!!
beefed by imnotgayimnotgay January 19, 2008

Glenn Becked 

The act of having have your ass handed to you (usually in a verbal manner); in other words, to get totally pwned.

Named after the infamous Glenn Beck after getting his ass handed to him by Whoopi Goldberg and Barbara Walters on The View
Jake: Dude I went to holler at that hot chic and I was totally Glenn Becked
John: Yeah dude...you are like a total loser man. Chic Glenn Becked you...you should go sit in a corner and cry dude.
Beejed Be-ja-ed (past tense) Also known as beej or blow job.

The act of oral sex or fellatio upon a males genitalia and or penis.

noun: An act of fellatio.
verb tr: To fellate.
verb intr: To perform a beejer.
adjective: Pertaining to, suggestive of, or conducive to a blowjob.
interj: Used to raise the topic of, or call attention to, a beej.
(Order of examples matches that of parts of speech)

"Dude! last night, I totally got beejed by that shamelessly hussy-like appointment coordinator we used to employ here".

While changing in the locker room after practice one day, two girls from the cheerleading squad came in and unexpectedly beejed him.

"That girl beejed really well" said the man watching a pornographic film by himself.

After five minutes of awkward silence in their conversation, he blurted out "beejed!", receiving one shortly there after.
Beejed by NWSully March 10, 2015
Blackout drunk beyond the point of no return, always involving crying and a confession of love.
Yo, max is fucking boeked right now.
boeked by Lacroixboi January 14, 2018

Beaked up wank 

How masterbation was always intended to be. Whilst under the influence of cocaine (beaked up), the urge to jizz is often as strong as the craving for the next line. Beaked up wanks can often be prolonged (on rare occasions, even futile), but often result in an ungodly amount of jizz and feeling of general well-being.
How was your night laddie?

Oh it was great mate. I had a lovely beaked up wank and the wife was fast asleep
Beaked up wank by Mrrobot7891 November 10, 2020