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benching 

Act involving sitting on a bench, smoking a joint, and talk about neuroscience,
- Hey Pooja, do you want to join us for some benching tonight?
- No.
when you lay around and act blatantly, and obnoxiously lazy, in reference to a beached whale, often done on sunday during NFL football, or through a hangover, most serious beachers will fill a cooler with their favorite beverage and snacks and put it next to them so they dont have to get up, while beaching you are "beached", beaching is to beach
"Work sucks, I cant wait to go home and beach."
"I'm beaching."
"I beached for like, 3 hours after thanksgiving dinner."
" I went home, smoked a joint, put in a movie and beached."
beaching by briandisco March 2, 2008

benching 

The act of magically pulling out one's bench from your universally deep pockets and chillaxing as if you are Cadena's pimp in a crowd of people.
Yeah, man. After a party like that, we just sat around Thereall benching and chatting.
benching by Catheiadena March 3, 2011

Beaching The Dinghy 

When a man's penis comes out accidently during the middle of sex.
He was so small he kept beaching the dinghy.

Belching practice 

Trying to be stupid while talking to an evil clown hooker with multicolored hair and a white and purple outfit. This works better if you’re voiced by Keith Silverstein and if you’re a big red troll with an Afro and a caveman costume. (Surprise surprise, he’s also voiced by Keith Silverstein)
What do you want, Rascal? I was right in the middle of belching practice! This better be good!
— The Big Red Troll Bitch

Betching 

Girl, put down those uggs and stop betching around

Kevin, I was betching so bad last weekend. Everyone was listening to girl talk and applying fake tanner.
Betching by Kevin Schoonmaker February 12, 2008