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SHAMWOW BEATDOWN 

To repeatedly punch an allegedly cannibal hooker in the face.
Also known as the Vince Shlomi Beatdown.
"I went and gave that crazy prostitute a Shamwow beatdown for biting my tongue when I was trying to kiss her"

"I used to be a paid spokesperson for Shamwow but now I work at Taco Hut for giving that Bitch a Shamwow Beatdown back in '09"
Related Words

Wet beater

A wet wife beater. You usually get one after an intense workout or a long lasting run.
"I was playing basketball for 40 minutes, my wife beater is now a wet beater !"
Wet beater by Tchelomunhoz April 2, 2010

Beater Blocker 

A condom....for blocking your beater.
Avoid child support payments, use a beater blocker.
Beater Blocker by capcrunch23 April 11, 2011

Precious Beatdown 

When you come home and your parents beat you up like Mary did to Precious when she came home late in the movie "Precious"
Momma: Deonte! Where you been! Just cuz you graduated yesterday you think you all grown!

Deonte: Sorry momma! Please don't give me a Precious beatdown!
to be late, delayed

Often used as a way of saying something past the actual event.
Belated Happy Birthday!
Belated happy new year!
belated by Abdul-Baari July 16, 2005

beaten with the ugly stick 

to be extremely ugly. sort of short for "god sure beat her with the ugly stick!!"
Man, Pug didn't just get beaten with the ugly stick, she got pummelled.