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Jacob/beanos 

jacob/beanos a person who likes looking at CGDCT mainly anime girls and is TRASH AT ROBLOX AND PHANTOM FORCES AND JAILBREAK.... and he somehow has a girlfriend that he is very proud of and always by her side at any given time he cares for his girlfriend...(I bet jacob/beanos still watches hentai)

splash potion of beanos 

the best robloxian on the planet, did your mom last night
"hey is that splash potion of beanos?" "yeah thats him. the way i can tell is because he did your mom last night"

the beans are talkin’

Husband: Did you…? Oh my gosh!
Wife: (embarrassed) Yeah, the beans are talkin’.
Husband: Well, you could have...
Wife: (indignant) I DID, but YOU just had to have curry. Actions have consequences.

Beansworth 

A saucy creature who dwells in the northern regions of California. The Beansworth possesses many majestic powers, some of which include gracing the backs of weary travelers in need of healing with its gentle caress and shrieking to the sounds of "Crystal Blue Persuasion" and Minnie Riperton. The Beansworth enjoys concocting delicious treats for its nieces and lounging about in the negligee. The Beansworth is not alone in its endeavors, however for when there are reported Beansworth citing (a rare and momentous occasion for it is a stealthy, nocturnal mammal) it is often seen with its bearded companion known as the gruncle and a small, uni-balled beast with an under bite. The Beansworth may seem like a busy creature, but it still recognizes the value of relaxation from time to time. In moments of stress, the Beansworth will either venture to its backyard to dip itself in the swamps or luxuriate with preferred fine wines and cheeses. Don't be alarmed if you ever cross paths with this magnificent beast, for it means no harm. In fact, ready yourself for a warm embrace and a kiss. For that is how the Beansworth greets visitors, without fail. But be warned, the Beansworth does has an evil side. Never turn your back on it or it could be hell to pay.
Girl 1: OMG GUYS I SWEAR I JUST SAW A BEANSWORTH!!

Girl 2: wow! I've heard the legends, but never have I laid eyes on one! Was it as great as I imagine??

Girl 1: Even better. *stares off into distance, dramatic background music playing softly*
Beansworth by Beansworth Watcher August 16, 2012
This a nickname you call someone close and dear to you! This is only used for your inner circle or friends or significant other
Boy: hey bro beans, what cooking?

Girlfriend: *sits on a heated couch*

Girlfriend: warming up you snack bro beans
Bro beans by Mudbonic plague October 19, 2020

hitting beans 

a term used by people who actively self harm, used to describe cutting deep enough to expose the layer of fat underneath the skin. named after the fact that the bubbles of fat resemble beans.
"i don't get why people brag about hitting beans."
"i managed to hit beans before, but i had to get stitches afterwards so it wasn't really worth it."
hitting beans by basedmarimo March 30, 2021