tard barge 

Another word for handi van, bus full of window-lickers

Dude go around the tard barge the incesant window licking is freaking me out.

tard barge by team short bus September 3, 2005

rusty barge 

the defication that comes out of the anus while being Tug Boated. (same as motor boating, only done in the butt cheeks instead of the breasts)

While she was sticking her face in his ass giving him a tug boat, he deficated, hence, giving her a rusty barge.

rusty barge by Roadhouse Bitches August 26, 2012

coon barge 

a crown victoria, grand marquis, buick road master, chevy impala, or any other piece of shit car that needs a fucking lift kit to fit the rims on it.

them niggers got caught robbing that liquor, because they used their one of a kind coon barge as a getaway car.

coon barge by texas true September 13, 2009

con barge

A woman who attends a Science Fiction/Fantasy convention wearing skimpy clothing(chainmail bikini, Spandex bodysuit, etc) while being morbidly obese.

"Don't look over there, con barge incoming!"

"OH MY EYES!!!"

"I told you not to look at the con barge, but no ya wouldn't listen!"

con barge by Jorge Chao January 25, 2006

dropping a barge 

(v.) The act of passing a large bowel movement, usually resulting in a clogged toilet.

"What the heck is taking him so long!?"
"He must be dropping a barge. Go get the plunger."

dropping a barge by ieathedges July 21, 2009

garbage barge

A sexual undertaking very similar to the act of "motorboating" a woman's breasts. However, the "boating", if you will, occurs in the anal region of the recipient (male or female).

Dude#1: Hey man! Did you see the way Stacy was walking this morning?

Dude#2: Yeah. She looked like she took a belt sander to the ass.

Dude#1; Yeah man! Thats cause I gave her the ole Garbage Barge.

garbage barge by My penis is August 4, 2007

Teutonic Luxo Barge

Any large and powerful German luxury sedan, SUV or other automobile. Examples include the Mercedes S series, BMW 7 series, Porsche Cayenne, any Maybach and possible the VW Phaeton

That long-wheelbase Merc S that rapper rides around in is such a Teutonic Luxo Barge

Teutonic Luxo Barge by randomrandom November 20, 2010