Bald 

To be thrashed in a state of goonerisation. Or, to be unbelievably cool but unbelievably stupid at the same time

"That guy is so bald because he shit himself, because he was so thrashed off goon"

Bald by Travis Dere March 4, 2008

Bald 

Another word used for knocking someone sick (angin) (cringy)

Dude stop doing that you’re knocking me bald

Bald by Baldnute February 12, 2019

Bald 

Unintelligent, disrespectful beastful and lack of hair, closed mind fucks.

“STOP YOUR SHIT YOUR BEING BALD JERRY”

Bald by Lixzzxy February 13, 2019

Bald 

What happens when you become an author/writer

Jake:Bro i'm never going to become an author!

James:Dude why not?

Jake:BeCaUsE I AiNt GoInG BaLd!

James: Oh

Bald by mynameisjeff12344 September 10, 2019

Bald 

Having no hair on your head

Zak is bald as shit

Bald by Bosleys November 17, 2019

bald 

someone that looks like Theo Karapenis

im an innovator babeeeeeeeee- Theo Karapenis- the bald

bald by bonermantheo December 6, 2019

Bald 

When a nigga got no hair and nothing better to do then to run around trying to bag kids and locking bathrooms ; bald people hate vaping

“Fuck that bald ass nigga”
“He soo fucking bald”

Bald by IHateBaldPeople December 12, 2019