blowing smoke up your ass

People who constantly tell you what you WANT to hear ...Feeding someone's ego with constant adoration and commentary. Telling someone everything they want to hear and nothing they need to hear.

seriously. Im not blowing smoke up your ass!!!! you are so pretty. I wish I could be just like you... Your husband/wife is so handsome/pretty..... You have the nicest car.....I wish I had hair just like yours... etc...etc....

blowing smoke up your ass by Mizzrey September 13, 2013

I dump your ass

Stranger things

Hay mike I dump your ass

I dump your ass by Lilly hopefu August 6, 2019

break my foot off in your ass 

What you say if the ass kicking someone's about to get is liable to be particularly bad. (Synonymous with tear you a new one or tear you a new asshole.)

Why don't you get lost before I break my foot off in your ass.

break my foot off in your ass by Faiella December 7, 2007

you bet your ass 

syn. absolutely certain

you bet your ass I banged her. right and proper.

you bet your ass by Anonymous November 17, 2002

dont know your ass from the ass end of a bowling ball 

dont know your ass from the ass end of a bowling ball similar to dont know your ass from a hole in the ground a little more funny

you mister president dont know your ass from the ass end of a bowling ball

dont know your ass from the ass end of a bowling ball by bluebear March 31, 2020

you need a cactus up your ass 

maggie needs a cactus up her ass.

One who deserves pain in the gluteus Maximus such as the person (maggie) who needs to be told, you need a cactus up your ass

you need a cactus up your ass by Cactus:) February 11, 2015

sitting around with your thumb up your ass 

Doing nothing.

What have you been doing all day? Sitting around with your thumb up your ass?

sitting around with your thumb up your ass by brando56894 November 20, 2013