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Fly in The Appointment

When two or more successive tinder hookups accidentally overlap, thus ruining the following encounter.
The fly in the appointment was slowpoke Stacy. Jessica arrived literally as Stacy was leaving. Both flipped out and left, round two will have to be a selfie.

PPA (Planned Pussy Appointment) 

A PPA or PPA’s is a term used in poly relationships and even in today’s generation known as “Planned Pussy Appointment” or “Planned Pussy Appointments” which is when the poly couple or whomever, is planning on having sexual relations with a new person or another person and sets a time and place where they are going to get freaky.
We always agreed to a PPA (Planned Pussy Appointment) ahead of time and never went behind each others backs.

2:30 Appointment 

Wife: Don't forget you have a 2:30 appointment today
2:30 Appointment by LemonySnickets January 22, 2022

Dentist Appointment 

When you're having sex and you pull out and nut on the toothbrush and she brushes her teeth with it.
Guy: "Yo how was your date last night"
Friend: "It was sick I took her to a dentist appointment"
Guy: "Damn, she must have some pearly whites now"
Dentist Appointment by lematt October 11, 2018

Thursdays Appointment 

The appointment that you arranged for Thursday. What your plan is for one of the following Thursdays.
"Sorry, I can't hang out Thursday, remember I have Thursdays Appointment?"

swiss appointment

appoinment that is scheduled with a Swiss National precisely in umm... at least three weeks in advance because otherwise they would loose face not to have any appointment in the mean time at all and to appear too needy to make the appointment too soon.
I'm gonna have my swiss appointment with Reto in a fortnight. Gosh he'll sit around for two weeks just preparing that.