Alkaline Trio 

One of the greatest bands EVER, my favorite of all time. Fucking kick ass. <br>Their lyrics are total poetry. None of that new emo shit is absolutely in no comparison to them.

"I'm tired of being bored <br>I'm through with the headaches and hiding my hands <br>That tremble like earthquakes <br>Under the table, under the daytime sky, <br>Good fucking bye." <br>-Alkaline Trio, Good Fucking Bye

Alkaline Trio by 45hl3y. August 3, 2008

Alkaline Trio 

A decent band.

Alkaline Trio is a band.

Alkaline Trio by Kaladbolg June 29, 2003

Alkaline Perfect 

The act of getting 0 headshots in a multiplayer match with BR starts. The name was coined after AlkalineProdigy; a Bungie, Halo 3, and all things Xbox, uber-fanboy, went 9-10 during Team BRs on Foundry in Social Team DLC. The fact that he was given a BR, 5 minutes, and a small map, obviously means nothing, because even his oh-so-coveted recon armor could not help him to get even 1 headshot.

Link to game: http://www.bungie.net/Stats/GameStatsHalo3.aspx?gameid=932969512&player=AlkalineProdigy

It's sad to think anyone could get 0 headshots with BR starts. AlkalineProdigy is the only one who could do this, that is why it is called the Alkaline Perfect.

Alkaline Perfect by yabanjin25 January 21, 2009

Alkaline Trio 

An awesome band that lexi and bob love more then ever. Vagrant Records Ownz.

Bob: I like alkaline trio and I'm an emo kid =(

Lexi: oh shut up and go cry adn write some poetry

Bob: k :'(

Alkaline Trio by theeclique November 15, 2003

Alkaline Bitch 

The scientifically accurate way of saying "basic bitch".

Emily: "Megan is so basic."
Carla: "Agreed. She suffers from being an alkaline bitch."

Alkaline Bitch by just like honey July 22, 2021

Alkaline Fairy 

(n) A person who likes alkaline trio and fairies. Occasionally believes they are a fairy in the sprite with wings sense. A fairy who loves Alkaline trio- What could be better?

Bob: Hi I'm Bob
Chull: Hi I'm chull, a fairy- see? I have wings and everything!
Bob: You freak, what music do fairies listen to?
Chull: Why Alkaline Trio of course!
Bob: Groovy

Alkaline Fairy by Chull is sexay January 16, 2005

Alkaline Trio 

Matthew Skiba is one of my most actually the most h8ted person. He and Alkaline Trio sucks major donkey balls and always sing about death.ARE SO NOT PUNK they are deat/metall/rock/shit
they should die!

Matthew skiba and co. lick each other in photobooths

Alkaline Trio by h8ter April 2, 2005