Alastair 

An Alastair is a seasonally furry robot that communicates by hand movement instead of speech. Its main energy source is apple pie. When placed in front of a camera an Alastair will touch its hair.

I wish I could pose like an Alastair

Alastair by confusionman April 6, 2011

Alistair 

One of the most special people to walk this planet. Alistair has the most beautiful green/hazel eyes. If you know an Alistair,don't let them go.

Per. 1 :"Hey have you seen Alistair today?"
Per. 2 : "You mean the most precious person ever?"

Alistair by SySy August 23, 2022

Alastair Sullivan 

The man that has a very nice butt pickin hand. I’ve seen him do it in grade 4.

Alastair Sullivan! Stop touching my chaud with your butt pickin hand!!

Alastair Sullivan by AJwylie February 17, 2021

Alastair 

Baby sniffer. /j /nsx

Gay Boy: *sees my baby picture and sniffs it*
Me: ALASTAIR! STOP SNIFFING BABIES!

Alastair by a stupid duck May 14, 2022

altaire

Also known as an al-tyra. A crude New Zealand female with a VULGAR, crude, foul or foul-mouthed, rude, offensive, coarse, uncultured, indecent, obscene, profane, rough, tawdry, uncouth, unrefined use of the English language.

Your mouth is dirtier than an altaire's bumhole!!!

altaire by Leighpanda October 23, 2011

Alistair S

An annoying and emo little boy who punches everyone. people find his bad 'puns' and 'good' sense of humor very irritating. he isn't very good at anything except punching people in the arms and playing the bass guitar

Oh the Alistair S kid is remarkably bothersome

Alistair S by Skeleton secretary February 26, 2019

Alistair 

Alistair is the definition of fun. He is caring, sharing and always changing for the Good. He may be very stupid but in a funny and kind way. Surprisingly he is very fat when teen as very skinny when 5-12 and 15 onwards but in the gap is very fat as he eats a bit too much eventhough he plays about 3 sports regularly. He is strong and sometimes acts very gay. He is bestest of friends and is very loyal, always respecting you no matter what. Overall he is kind and lovely to be around
He is sometimes dirty and stinky aswell ......... DISGUSTANG

oh yeah Alistair was the most amazing child hood freind

Alistair by E.Ozzy November 29, 2019