A fart you hold in that subsequently erupts inside of your body. Usually occurs when you're in a situation when you don't want somebody to hear you fart.
"I didn't want to fart in front of my boyfriend's parents, so I alisdaired instead."
"Good thing I alisadaired or else I would have sharted."
"Good thing I alisadaired or else I would have sharted."
by poopkitten March 27, 2012
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1. The best boss in the world; an Alistair boss is kind, smart, wise, strong, charismatic, always generous with his time and advice, and has limitless patience
2. An Alistair is a leader. He is a mentor, teacher and inspires everyone who works for him to be their best self. It is a privilege to work for an Alistair
3. You always want to be around an Alistair...his energy is magnetic. You are so proud to know and work for an Alistair!
1. The best boss in the world; an Alistair boss is kind, smart, wise, strong, charismatic, always generous with his time and advice, and has limitless patience
2. An Alistair is a leader. He is a mentor, teacher and inspires everyone who works for him to be their best self. It is a privilege to work for an Alistair
3. You always want to be around an Alistair...his energy is magnetic. You are so proud to know and work for an Alistair!
by 1974 kid December 23, 2022
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Alistair:
A person who is genuine. An Alistair is usually always hot. He cares about people as much as himself. A kid who dresses nice and tries to impress, but not in a cocky way. An Alistair usually has dark blue eyes and has stylish hair. He is tall, handsome, and fun to be around. He plays sports but usually "sports talk" is boring to him. He is usually shy to most people, but he can be the life of the party if he wants to. People are jealous of an Alistair. An Alistair is also smart.
A person who is genuine. An Alistair is usually always hot. He cares about people as much as himself. A kid who dresses nice and tries to impress, but not in a cocky way. An Alistair usually has dark blue eyes and has stylish hair. He is tall, handsome, and fun to be around. He plays sports but usually "sports talk" is boring to him. He is usually shy to most people, but he can be the life of the party if he wants to. People are jealous of an Alistair. An Alistair is also smart.
"Woah, did you see that guy?!?!"
"Ya, he is in my class! Super nice guy, and cute."
"I need his number. Is he like an Alistair?"
"YES! He is an Alistair! I want his number too!"
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"God dude. He has everything. Why is he so lucky?"
"I don't know man. He's such an Alistair."
"Ya, he is in my class! Super nice guy, and cute."
"I need his number. Is he like an Alistair?"
"YES! He is an Alistair! I want his number too!"
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"God dude. He has everything. Why is he so lucky?"
"I don't know man. He's such an Alistair."
by Alist er August 22, 2012
Get the Alistair mug.An amazing guy who will always be there. Someone you can trust and rely on. Is known to be an extraordinary kisser and is also known for their extremely attractive looks. He would be the type of guy you would introduce to your parents. He has a winning personality and a heartbreaking smile. Everyone loves an Alasdair!
by rawrM3 July 26, 2010
Get the Alasdair mug.A Dirty Alistair is when a man tries to have sex with another man but can't because as he inserts his penis into the anus, Bruce Forsyth sticks his head out of the anus and says "Nice to see you, to see you..." and if you don't respond with "NICE!", Brucie jumps out and tells and outs you to your Grandma who is 84 and about to die.
Occasionally, he might stick his head out and say "You get nothing for a pair", but that's only if you're trying to stick your balls up his anus.
Occasionally, he might stick his head out and say "You get nothing for a pair", but that's only if you're trying to stick your balls up his anus.
I know a guy who lives in London Bridge who invented the Dirty Alistair. This isn't even the worst thing he's done.
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